The Diggity Dopest

Melissa, 22. "hOW Dare you Detective Diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!) what happens in my bedroom detective is None of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) Dont, ever, speak to me like that again.".

[blooooom]

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

[montygreen]

I just looked over at you and I thought, you’re awesome and you’re good at doing things, and sure I’ll miss towel, but... your happiness is worth way more than winning some stupid bet.

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[99chidis]

this boy is trying So Hard to be chill™ but he is,,,so obvious?? how did Amy “amazing detective/genius” Santiago not see all of this coming?

his fake “noooo~”

his fidgeting, he literally had no idea what to do with his hands

HIS EYES WHEN AMY WAS TAKING THE CUMMERBUND OUT OF THE BOX “did she see it? is she gonna see it? omg just look. at. it!!!”

“yeah…..although *nervous swallow*”

his smile after he told her to read the inscription…”yeah you won. won my heart and my life, if you’ll have it. any second now….”

[funnelcloudd]

The people who claim the world is a cold cruel place and no one’s going to hold your hand or coddle you are 100% the people making the world cold and cruel in the first place lmao

[jonahsimms]

otp meme: [2/3] quotes → new captain

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[screamingbug]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[summers-buffy]

[sloppyjessica]

[medievalswords]

divers as john mulaney quotes

anecdotes: “I just wanna sit here and feed my birds!”

sapokanikan: “now I live in new york and I’m psyched, but that is a stupid movie title. lost in new york? the streets are numbered. how’d you get lost in new york?” 

leaving the city: “im new in town, and it gets worse”

goose eggs: “well… you know how im filled with rage? im so horny and angry all the time… and i have no outlet for it. so… eggs”

waltz of the 101st lightborne: “back to the past? no no no, back to the future”

the things i say: “and without looking up at her, my dad just says, ‘why? it’s not like he’s gonna remember you.’”

divers: “woah, woah! the water spray is the fucking strongest part of the show”

same old man: “her body is young, her face is as old as time. she definitely saw the nazis march into paris.

you will not take my heart alive: [french accent] “you will die on august 7th, 2037″

a pin-light bent: “i go, ’can I please go home on an airplane?’ and they go, ‘nooooo! in fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder! and you’re gonna go to jail for 30 years!’”

time, as a symptom: “you know, in case you have a couple… little guys… running around in the grass”

[anadearmas]

[acafethatslove]

tame impala’s right, the less i know the better

[springerconnie]

and you know, you changed my life. made me wanna be a better man or whatever.

🎁  creatorhub secret santa for @danslevy ♡ 

[warm-positivity-deactivated2022]

look not to spoil the ending but you’re going to recover and be happy

[jakeyp]

BROOKLYN NOIR-NOIR

(insp.)

[megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2]

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.