Ugly, Slimy, and Large

"Best describes this greyish brown salamander."A reblogblog for an alien who is just trying their best, feel free to hit me up about anything though! icon by official-spec! I tag current events with the year!

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SHE'S trying to fuck the elf #feminism

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[byjove]

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

[beescared1]

Hahaaaaa guess who stayed up too late and let the mind demons innnnn uh ohhh!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Hahaaaaa guess who stayed

up too late and let the mind

demons innnnn uh ohhh!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ave-the-rat-king-deactivated202]

exclusionist can fuck off

[schrodingers-fyke]

I am loving the:

Bi-pan solidarity

Lesbian-ace solidarity

And the

NB-trans solidarity!

[the-based-brit]

Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.

Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.

As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.

[lily-orchard]

[rossisrad]

Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.

[folk-ever-lore]

[ellowynthenotking]

Anyone who says stuff like the-based-brit did is just trying to tear the community apart because we're weaker when we're separate groups.

We are stronger as a united front!

A rising tide lifts all ships, and rights for one are rights for everyone!

[the-haiku-bot]

A rising tide lifts

all ships, and rights for one are

rights for everyone!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[villtura]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[furryprovocateur]

i hope that bi woman and her boyfriend ruin pride for 23000 people

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[masonlindroth]

Recent commissioned work.

[bevsi]

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

[bevsi]

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

[adobe-outdesign]

Funniest sprite of all time is the Doctor from B2W2

> Holding a stethoscope to a Pokeball instead of just, you know, using it on the Pokemon directly

> Clearly can't hear anything because it's plastic

> Also can't hear anything because he's slapping the stethoscope against the Pokeball instead of pressing and holding it

> When he obviously fails to hear anything with his incredibly flawed method, he resorts to just holding it up to his ear as if that's going to help

> This man has not been to medical school