[birdsareblooming]

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

[girlmostlikely]

[thememedaddy]

[memewhore]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[depsidase]

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[goodbadhabit]

“Get a load of this guy” yeah I'm trying

[basderer]

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[konigstigerr]

i get him.

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[lovelyardie]

I regret to inform everyone that Hunter Biden is on Twitter and is fucking hilarious