Frizzy

Woah, now I've seen it all joe.

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How many sides does a circle have?

Nya: zero?

Lloyd: define a side. My answer is one.

Nya: really? Define a side? How does a circle have one side?

Lloyd: it loops around.

Zane: A circle has no sides because it’s round. A side is defined by points like how a triangle has three therefore it has 3 sides.

Cole: No you’re all wrong. A circle has two sides. An inside and an outside.

Nya: what? What if it’s a closed circle?

Cole: I’m right either way!

Jay: no cole. You aren’t. If the circle has two sides that means a square has 8.

Cole: I’m not following.

Nya: *facepalms*

Kai: I agree with Lloyd! The circle has one side.

Jay: okay define a side, Kai.

Kai: A side is a straight line.

Jay: *crashes out* BUT ITS A CIRCLE! *draws a circle* WHERES THE STRAIGHT LINE??

(This was a conversation between my coworkers)

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Sora: Arin, what happened?

Arin: I got hit by a deer.

Lloyd: You hit a deer?

Arin: No, I got hit by a deer.

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The main 6 ninja as The Office quotes:

Cole: If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

Nya: I am one of the few people who looks hot while eating a cupcake.

Kai: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like, this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

Zane: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Lloyd: Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? *pause* You should grow candy.

Jay: Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

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The ninja playing skribblio part 2:

*Dr Lampshade Floortile joins*

Jay: who the flipping flip is that??

Lloyd: your twin

*Zane is drawing*

The screen starts glitching then it downloads a pixelated hamburger

*Cole guesses the word*

*Nya guesses the word*

Kai: sandwitch

Dr lampshade floortile: hamborger

Jay: Zane you can’t use hacks on a children’s website!

Zane: Just guess the word so I can go back to beating you at chess.

*the word was sandwich*

Kai: I said that!

Nya: You spelled it wrong, stupid.

Lloyd: Yeah everyone knows that you can’t find witches at the beach.

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Zane: Today, we’re going to cook minute rice.

Cole: Really? How long will that take?

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Jay: The Monastery is burning and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?

Cole: That’s not fair, the cake doesn’t have legs.

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Lloyd: I’ve never noticed this before, but you look capable of violence.

Wyldfyre: *picks up chair* I’ll show you who’s capable of violence!

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Lloyd picks his nose and that’s why he’s green. The booger ninja.

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AND I WAS RIGHT!!!

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Why do I feel like Jay would be wearing what Harry Styles wore at the Grammy’s? Actually I refuse to believe that Jay’s wardrobe isn’t normal in anyway, he would definitely wear like a giant cereal box and call it “fancy.”

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Ask me questions

I just saw that I gained a bunch of new followers and thank you for that! If you have any questions about ninjago or whatever or if any charanons want to come out and play, just ask me! 

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Kai: Cole, go cook a couple of burgers for us.

Cole: But I just cleaned the grill!

Kai: Good, maybe they’ll taste better.

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I’m still sad that Jay NEVER apologized to Kai after kicking him in the beginning of Crystalized. Like dude...even kai said sorry to you for knocking over “nya” and it just makes jay seem like a real asshole. I do still love Jay though but there are a lot of other times too where he’s just a jerk to people. I can remember a couple instances in season 5 when he was mean to Zane....

[theaceofarrows]

Reblog with two of your favorite Ninjago qoutes. One normal, and one crack

Transform? You've been doing it all your life, from a bratty child, to the destined Green Ninja, and now are great leader of the resistance -Mystaké (to Lloyd, season 9)

"You know the Munce Queen?" "Yeah, she's my sister. And she's not that ugly" -Kai (to the Geckles, season 13)

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Spoilers for Crystalized Episode 16 and 12 below!!!!!

“You're the reason I'm alone. You're the one who did this! Which makes you no better than the Great Devourer. And you're gonna pay, Harumi, I swear! I will make you pay!” - Lloyd (to Harumi, Season 15)

“Unfortunately, it seems, we have an impostor among us” - Kabuki Mask

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Mine are also Crystalized spoilers lol —

“My creator Dr. Julien once attempted to protect me from feelings of grief by erasing my memory banks. But now, I am beginning to see that emotions, even unpleasant ones, do in fact serve a purpose.” — Zane to Sally, The Benefit Of Grief (Season 15, episode 10)

“Let me get this straight. In order to assume Dragon Form, we have to jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin?” — Kai, finding out about Dragon Form

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“Ah, yes. The damsel in distress. You Ninja really are from another time.” -Harumi (to Lloyd, season 8)

“HOLY PIPES?!! THE ORGANS GOT ME!!” -Jay (season 5, idk) 

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Lloyd, Cole, and Jay are the grossest members of the team. Examples include:

-Cole burping loudly and not even apologizing, to some people this is normal but for me this is a HUGE ick and I find it disgusting. He also uses the pool as his own personal toilet.

-Lloyd farted in the hot tub, like it wasn’t even bubbling yet but he made his own bubbles and it’s also disgusting. He probably smells his own farts, I can’t

-Jay is the worst. He pisses himself who knows how many times and then leaves his DIRTY underwear wherever he goes. My question is...NYA WHY ARE YOU TOLERATING THIS. 

YET THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL ATTRACTIVE, FML AND MY HORMONAL FUELED BRAIN

also it’s been noted that Cole’s feet stink and Jay rarely brushes his teeth. (it was implied in season 3 so who knows if he does it everyday)

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(me) Back in 2016: Aw, I don’t hate any of the ninjago characters. I love everyone.

(me) Now: I HATE THE MECHANIC, CAN HE DIE ALREADY 

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i may have broke ur toilet but dont worry ill unbreak it *holds up a sword*

I- WHAAAT??! *grabs the sword* when did you get in my house?? Actually, stop breaking things! This is why no one likes you.

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Who’s your favorite ninjago side character and why? Each from wildbrain and wilfilm if you’re conflicted

OOOOF, this is really tough. I know it may seem like I'm going to say dareth but I won't (even though I really like him). Clancee was a really good character, I miss him. BUT, I think I'll go with Clutch Powers. I have a tendency to like the most-hated characters. He's so annoying and stupid that I can't help but love to hate him.