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Narinder: You really thought death was the best option to stop someone you effectively trapped in the afterlife from contacting them?
So some of you might’ve seen Xitang Cookie and thought, "What the heck is a Xitang?" Well...
Xitang is actually a Water Town in Jiashan County, Zhejiang. Water Towns (or Canal Towns) are ancient Chinese Towns with lots of canals and rivers. Xitang is divided by nine rivers with a plethora of shops and restaurants.
Fittingly, some shops even sell bamboo items!
These sites go into more detail, if you're curious!
Xitang Article 1: CGTN
Xitang Article 2: China Today
There's also some YouTube videos about Xitang!:
Video 1: You Should Visit Xitang
Video 2: The Magical Xitang
It's also a candy given out at weddings (fitting, as Xitang Cookie is an undead bride.)
Modeled CraaazyCat13′s Dinner Blaster for this upcoming poop I’m doing and possibly onward.
Have some transparent renders on me!
This is one high-quality blaster render! @geibuchan is a genius for replicating this original staple of YouTube Poop items!
are there any neurodivergent pokemon in the Cursed AU? Actually, an Autistic Mewtwo sounds kind of good to me. Several of his psychic capabilities could be hampered, but several of his other psychic capabilities would be boosted, and he has some weird behavioral quirks and stims he does like playing with his second neck or swaying side to side or just playing with his psychic energy like creating interesting patterns with it that don't do anything but swirl in his line of sight. In turn of all this, the Mewtwo would be more of an autistic savant, meaning he's smarter by leagues than a lot of other mewtwos in other AUs.
Truth is, I know a lot about autism, i have it myself, i went to a school where most of the student body had varying degrees of it, and it generally doesn't tend to affect any two people the same way. So I ask the above as a means to say "i'm making the connection in a positive light"
I do want to asd more Nuerodivergencies within the pokemon and some trainers, but i also want to be super careful because i dont want to misrepresent or infantilize any disability considering it's done enough in today's media.
A lot of what i write/do, might end up being more textbook, but so long as im not offending or babying anyone, i'll start adding them in little by little
You know, I’m autistic, and that sounds awesome.
Hey There, Soul Sistah!
Since Pig and Amber technically have the same dad and Opal is seen as Amber's soul sister, it made sense she was Pig's too!
Enjoy the cute!
Pig belongs to @xxtc-96xx
Mentioned Amber belongs to @mewtwoandme
Opal is mine
fellow ghost baby attempts to make baby smile
the war face returns
You people make Shadow Mewtwo look gooooooood.
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This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious
This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!
W a i t a d a m n m o m e n t
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[Image ID: A drawing of a cartoonish stick person, standing next to someone else covered in small post-it notes with hearts on them. Person 1 says “OMG! Your work is so great, why don’t you have more notes and follows?!” Person 2 begins to respond “Well-“ before Person 1 places another sticky note, once again with a heart, on Person 2. Person 1 then walks away, shrugging as they say “Gosh! I just don’t understand how you don’t get more attention.” The final panel is a red coloured zoom-in on the furious face of Person 2. /End ID]
I’m gonna reblog this.
Too true.
The Inconsistent (Demon Alya) AU: Marinette is somehow visited by Iscream (the rabbit/demon from the TikTok series Chikn Nuggit,) and Iscream is puzzling over why she sounds so much like his (old if they had to break it off for some reason) pure dragon gf Fwench Fwy (Cristina Vee is the actor for Marinette and Fwench Fwy,) so he makes it a point to stay somewhat nearby as she stumbles through life, never knowing about the fact she’s friends with a demon, an angel, and their warlock/paladin multiclass Juleka.
Sorry if it dredges something up to answer.
Hi.
I don't like this au anymore.
Please don't send me asks about Demon Alya.
I understand.
"Since the Day of Awakening we mature faster, but out infant stage is still critical.
There can be events where the caterpillar or grub stages get interrupted, causing unforeseen consequences. If one is not careful, the youngling can turn into a dangerous lesser bug! Nurseries must be protected and treasured at all costs, so that our future generations don't suffer such a fate."
The fact that it paid off in the end made it all worthwhile.
Seeing Yin become a full-fledged, sentient, capable Bug in the end was by far the most vindicating thing that could have happened for Maki.
ERASE ME FROM YOUR MIND // I’LL JUST BE A MEMORY
Radiant Weaver strikes me as a good name for this.
Like, either Radiance infuses herself into Hornet when she’s gestating and the two sort of have a grudging relationship in the head, or the Radiance somehow disguises herself as the Pale King to make an anchor to sabotage his sealing plan, making Hornet her daughter?
Deadlander Omega is confirmed to be feared by the other Deadlanders, it just wants a friend
HELLO TINY BEETLE.
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?
...You know what, I’ve been trying to motivate myself to go and study, and this is just what I needed.
On the other hand, I have questions
you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!
here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing
Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!
And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!
They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕
in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:
BABY BATS!!!
Calling Lovecraft Xenophobic is underselling it when it comes to his Issues™, to quote OSP "It's more like was a bundle of issues shambling around in a roughly bipedal approximation of a man." The guy's fears, phobias, Racism, and ignorance are almost comical, for instance Cool Air is because he didn't understand and was afraid of Air Conditioning. Hell, The Shadow Over Innsmouth was written because he found out he was Horrified Gasp Welsh. On the flip side I kind of wish he was alive today just to see how horrified he'd be of monsterfuckers, anime, and most stuff here on Tumblr and the Internet. I get the feeling things that come from this Hellsite would have been a common thing in his nightmares.
Y E A H
it'd be so funny to like- just send him into the now- just kinda drop him in- by god- hilarity
Howard be like
The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:
Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas
Harnisfechten Chinchillas
Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas
Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas
Olympic Epee Chinchillas
Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas
Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas
Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas
18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas
I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas
These are great, and many thanks to @slightlydisoriented, @vr-trakowski and @ainawgsd for bringing them to my attention! (My rep for appreciating swordy stuff and cute stuff in equal measure has evidently spread…) :-D
They’re not just impressive drawings because Paweł Ponichtera is an enviably good artist…
…they’re accurate drawings because - as mentioned on his Facebook page - Paweł Ponichtera is a HEMA practitioner and contestant as well.
Look at the Halbschwert (blade-gripping) and Mordschlag (reversed sword) in the Talhoffer pic, the supinated (knuckles-down) hand position in the I.33 pic, and similar details in all the others.
Here’s the finished version of that WIP sketch: Hans Lecküchner Messer Chinchillas.
At first I thought, “Why chinchillas?”
Then I thought, “Why NOT chinchillas?”
They’re cute, they’re fluffy, and despite (or maybe because of) their Postures of Period Pugnacity, the picture series works really well… :->
Can’t for get to include the Fiore chinchillas that started it all.
Okay, first, I wish you-know-what could have been more coherent and consistent.
Secondly, (ask the gang) Alya, any thoughts on “Feral Jocks” Alya?
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what is You Know What...?
You know… Demons?
Demon Alya AU: Lila the Possessor
Marinette could feel the blood draining from her face. She’d expected to see almost anything when she’d decided to follow Lila, from her weaving her next lie to a clandestine meeting with Hawkmoth himself. The girl casually talking to a burning portal in midair was so far outside expectations that Marinette was having trouble reorienting herself. “You would not believe the level of goody-goody nonsense I have to put up with over here. It frankly makes me want to puke. Fortunately most of them are as gullible as they come, so I’ll eventually be able to collect their souls no problem. It’ll make a nice power boost for myself while I’m tracking down Hawkmoth to claim both his soul and his Miraculous. Make sure to keep up the ritual sacrifices and everything going strong, because some of my bosses are coming later this week and we want to impress them. I’ll stop by later after I’ve checked in with ‘mommy dearest’. Ta-ta.” Marinette realized she needed to hide just a second too late. “Well, well,” Lila grinned just a little too wide for Marinette’s comfort level. “Look who just saw more than they were supposed to.” “You-you…” “Yes, me, me. What of it?” “I-You-Ladybug and Chat Noir will stop you!” Marinette finally got out. To her astonishment, Lila actually laughed at that. “Those two imbeciles don’t even know I exist, and it wouldn’t matter if they did.” She stepped up and leaned so far into Marinette’s personal space that the girl had to take a step back. “I’m inviolate. The daughter of an Italian diplomat. Those two nitwits would never start an international incident. They’re too noble for that.” “I… I doubt you’re really the diplomat’s daughter,” Marinette said with a confidence she didn’t feel. She should have hidden. Or transformed. Being transformed right now would be really nice, but she didn’t dare do it in front of Lila unless there was no other option. “Aren’t you clever?” Lila simpered. “I’m not Ambassador Rossi’s daughter… but I am wearing her.” “Um… what…?” Marinette squeaked. “You see, there was this little Italian girl crying in the park one day a few months ago, moaning about how hard it was to make friends. How her mother kept moving and she kept having to start over from scratch and boo-hoo all the kids at her school wouldn’t be her friends. And then you know what happened?” “W-what?” “She foolishly said she’d sell her soul if she could only make friends easier. I mean, what was I supposed to do with an opening like that? So I told her I could help her get friends if she wanted. She was so stupidly happy that she said she’d do anything right then and there.” “W-what did you do?” “What did I do? I plunged my hand into her chest and ripped her soul out right then and there! The look on her face was priceless! 'Oh, don’t worry,’ I told her. 'I’ll be sure you have plenty of "friends” to fawn all over you or at least me.’ and then I possessed her body!“ "What d-did you do with h-her then?” “Oh, I keep her around. Let her watch how well I’m fulfilling my end of our bargain. She’s so ungrateful, though, always moaning about how I should stop lying and manipulating people because that’s 'not what friends do’. It’s so pathetic it’s hilarious!” “Ladybug and Chat Noir will stop you,” Marinette tried to rally herself. “I’ll help them.” Lila laughed like it was the funniest thing she’d ever heard. “Oh, I hope you try! Wouldn’t that be a sight! Poor Marinette has a psychotic break from stress and accuses a classmate of being a demon! No one would believe you! They’ll throw you in the nuthouse and I’ll just take all your classmates souls anyway. Maybe I’ll have them be human sacrifices too…” “Don’t you dare!” Marinette snarled. She didn’t care if Lila was really a demon from Hell, no one threatened her friends! “Temper, temper…” Lila sneered. “But you know, maybe you could get someone to believe you. Which would mean that 'Lila’ has outlived her usefulness. I’d have to abandon her, maybe get my cult to carve her up to throw off suspicion, and find a new gullible sap to
inhabit.” Lila’s expression turned extremely dark and taunting. “As a matter of fact, I’ve had my eye on dear sweet Adrien for a while.” “No…” “Yes…! Such a perfect host. Rich… famous… connected… An overprotective father who neglects him constantly, leaving a son starved for affection and attention. I could probably get him to sell his soul just by promising to get his father to pay attention to him. And you know… If you helped me, I could be persuaded to ensure 'Adrien’ would be your boyfriend afterwards…” “Never!” Lila actually seemed a bit surprised by how firm her denial was. “Well, suit yourself. It’s not like you can do anything to me anyway. Even if you killed this body, I’d just find a new one and then you’d never see me coming. See you around, Marinette.” Marinette managed to wait three minutes after Lila turned the corner before allowing her legs to give out from under her. “Tikki…” “She’s gone,” Tikki said, looking uncharacteristically solemn. “Now that I know what she is, I can sense her presence easily.” “How… how do we deal with something like that?” “Oh, Marinette,” Tikki said gently, “what forces do you think the Miraculous were created to combat in the first place? The day we can’t handle one little upstart demon is the day we retire.” “Oh god, that poor girl… Lila…” “There are ways to get her soul back to her body, even if it’s been taken to Hell,” Tikki said. “They’re some of the few rituals the Order of Guardians allowed us kwami to learn.” “Okay… okay… we’ll still need to get… er… 'Lila’ out of… um… Lila’s… body… geez that sounds weird to say…” “There are ways to do that too. Your cleansing powers could manage it, but for the best results…” “You’ll need the cleansing powers of Destruction.” Marinette and Tikki both looked to see Plagg, looking so thunderously irate that Marinette had to double-check that he wasn’t actively using Cataclysm. “To think,” Plagg said with the care and deliberation of someone who knew if they exerted any less self control they would lose any semblance of control over their temper, “that there was a possessor demon so brazen as to be on the same continent - the same city - as my kitten. And I managed to miss it for this long… I’m losing my touch. Well, now that I know she exists, there’s nowhere for her to hide. I’ll be teaching my kitten the more advanced uses of his powers immediately. Clearly I’ve been lax in his training. Well, no more. It’s time to remind those spirits who would steal and inhabit the bodies of others exactly why those who wear the Ring of the Black Cat are the most feared exorcists in history.” —–
Chat Noir eventually learns the tricks and when he and Ladybug face off against 'Lila’, he shocks 'Lila’ when he proves intent on Cataclysming her directly, but she feels confident that would only dust her 'meat suit’. She has just enough time to scream in terror when it proves to do the opposite, dusting the possessing spirit and leaving the body intact.
Ladybug does the ritual to return the real Lila’s soul to her body and the girl has to spend a month in therapy before she can go out in public from the trauma.
The class welcomes her with open arms, and a hug (and secret blessing) from Rose does more good for her than the month of therapy.
The demon 'Lila’s’ cult seems to have vanished off the face of the earth and when asked about them, Alya and Juleka just kind of whistle innocently.
The real Lila goes on to become friends with everyone in class and eventually this traumatic chapter in her life becomes almost like a bad dream.
—– Oh, hey, you can have your Lila hate sink and your Lila redemption!
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Nice!
Alix: Necromancy is an abomination.
Rose: *Sweats nervously*
PFF
Am I missing something here?