Ugh, what the fuck happened last night?

❝All my friends get an open heart surgery free!❞ (they/them)

[yourubersawcrit]

Greetings! The name's Hal. Welcome to my blog, dear chat member. Take this guide with you, beep boop.

Main tags

✦ [#Visual Works] For personal art. Doodles, drawings, animations and other creations I've done.

✦ [#Scribbles or Not] For writing. Drafts, rewrites, theories, considerably extensive monologues about topics.

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✦ [#asks for hal] Answers to asks you send me. If you're looking for your answers specifically, use [#Hi (Name/URL)!] as I tag them that way per person.

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Asks are open for any Anon who wants to talk. There's a chance I won't be able to answer all of them, so I apologise in advance.

An art blog is available too! Check @/ne0wise for old and new stuff! It uses my previous URL.

Enjoy your stay in this blog, Hal's out! <3

[twigstick9]

i rediscovered my love for revenge of the island and now its all i can think about

[yourubersawcrit]

Tomorrow's my birthday.

[illusion-of-death]

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[isabelopaque]

i dont headcanon anything i simply know the truth the characters told me

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[citrusacidic]

choosing to read this as him saying zee would never roll a BAD joint

[thefreshchannel]

do u ever remember how weirdly cartoon network tried to like. Censor total drama island lmao…

[thefreshchannel]

CN staff member 1: so we got this cool show from canada i signed the contract and didnt really look at the show past ep 1 but they told me the characters say “crap” a lot so we gotta edit those out

CN staff member 2: but sir what do we do about the censored boobs and the middle finger

CN staff member: *hyperventilating* THE WHAT

[tanakas-moved]

*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here

[thatachromaticgrinch-deactivate]

I dunno about that, dude

[dodgebrawldeerhunter]

some of these storyboards are Really Funny

[felixfathomsno1fan]

heather literally jumped off a bridge to test the extent of alejandro's love for her which for one simultaneously highlights how much she trusts him, (already a massive deal coming from the girl who spent a lifetime regarding anyone in her line of sight with nothing but suspicion) and also shows the extremes she's not afraid to cross when it comes to getting her way. she did it because it was the only way she could get him to prove his true feelings for her without the possible risk of displaying that same vulnerability herself. she is insane. <3

[chref]

Visit Original Link

[mssoapart]

Did you know that putting pineapple on pizza was invented in Canada? Or what if Alejandro, after the finale, ended up in a hospital and his former team sent him a gift.

[catasters]

[teathattast]

[sacred-portal]