Bruce Wayne, not really.

Livin' the crazy life with 4 crazy brothers and a sister. I'm usually donning on my police uniform but if I don't, I'm either off work or you're just mistaking me for one of my doppelgangers.

[ariellapuckerman-blog]

The best! Freddie has been my saving grace at times. 

[bruce-evans-blog]

The thing they do with their tails are the best too!

[sunnybaudelaire]

I officially washed all my clothes

cleaned every corner of my apartment -yes even behind the sofas- and baked more cupcakes that’ll be able to eat in my lifetime. Yet, I still feel the need to keep up tiding stuff, so if you are messy just come hit me up, I’ll do your place for free. 

[bruce-evans-blog]

You can always start with mine.

[subby-axelclarington]

So I’ve graduated from law school and I am still studying. I am taking my bar test at the end of January to finally become an official lawyer. All of the stress from my combined finals doesn’t compare to this stress. Though once all is said and done I can finally work on opening up my own law firm which is my dream.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Oh congrats on graduating! That’s a big accomplishment.

[everett-porter]

What an awesome weekend! I was able to  go up to northern California to UC Davis with the head vet I work for while he was a guest speaker for an equine class. It was such an amazing experience to be on that college campus and see what the students went through. I kinda envied it….but I’d never be able to do it. 

[bruce-evans-blog]

Oh, sounds really amazing. You’re a vet in training?

[nate-evansrp]

Excuse me? Not all donuts are dry, Brucie. You just need to know where to buy them at. As for sticky, have you ever heard of the invention called a napkin? Handwash? Sanitizer?

[bruce-evans-blog]

Please, I’m never touching one again. It’s still sticky.

[eliiiiiseeeeeeeee-deactivated20]

Privat

I know nothing, Bruce. I don’t know anything at all and i’ve been begging you to tell me because frankly I am clueless but the more I stand waiting… the more I don’t know what to believe.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Private

I’ve pretty much told you that I didn’t cheat on Ramona, what more do you want? I broke it off and it was a stupid, stupid mistake that I made. Is this the answer you’re looking for?

[thelucasrobinson]

WHY?

[bruce-evans-blog]

Because of many reasons young one.

[cruzporter-blog]

It started in my back, which still hurts.

[bruce-evans-blog]

It started at your back..which means it had gotten worse. Have you tried moving your body a little more regularly? And maintaining good posture when you’re sitting?

[cruzporter-blog]

No, I haven’t kept anything down today.

[bruce-evans-blog]

It could help if you know where you’re hurting.

[thelucasrobinson]

FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY 2016!!!!! I HAVE AN HEADACHE BUT YAAAY! I hope all of you have a nice year and everything goes alright. Second of all, I’m obsessed with The Weeknd now and I don’t even know why. And also Robert Pattinson. That is all.

[bruce-evans-blog]

No, not, Robert Pattinson.

[cruzporter-blog]

Why am I in so much pain, seriously I feel like I’m dying.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Did you eat something bad?

[calebsterling-deactivated201604]

They would no longer be walking on this earth if they had done that to me.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Too far..

[sammuelevans]

What should we do? Take them on?

[bruce-evans-blog]

Exactly.

[joshevns]

If you and Sam try something, just know we have another prank coming up.

DO NOT TEST US.

[bruce-evans-blog]

:)

[eliiiiiseeeeeeeee-deactivated20]

Private

No,  I am not going anywhere. I feel like I don’t know you anymore, did I ever really know you? I would’ve really liked getting the memo though, you know probably next time you tell me before I say something I shouldn’t.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Private

I didn’t cheat on Ramona. But of course, what do you know?

[nate-evansrp]

For you that is definitely impossible. I’m still trying to understand after all this years how you can hate donuts.

[bruce-evans-blog]

They are sticky, gross and dry.

[jax0rose-blog]

Doesn’t surprise me too much. Buzzfeed is frickin’ awesome.

[bruce-evans-blog]

Couldn’t agree more.