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Yall ever read a fic so good you want to fuck the writer
I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mandani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"
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Yautja Headcanons!
- they're all naturally bisexual/pansexual. its rare for one to be attracted to just one gender. its common to find those that are single sex attracted to wear a bead on their tresses to indicate their orientation as to prevent unwanted advances from those they're not interested in.
- they do eat cooked meat and food. they usually only eat raw meat during hunts as thats traditional as well as more convenient. when back home on yautja prime or during festivals and events, they eat cooked food and meats. its common to find vendors selling street food during events and festivals.
- yautja do not blush like humans do because they're skin is too thick and almost hide like. instead their fleshy inner mouths darken in colour and swell up slightly due to higher blood circulation. it often happens during strong emotions and can be a vulnerable tell of a Yautja's emotional state. they have a saying, to "tuck ones tusks"/ "keep my tusks tucked"/"tuck in your tusks", it means to hide their emotions and not show vulnerability by keeping their tusks tightly closed. it is now synonymous with being shifty or cagey or as a caution to be on guard around strangers.
please add on your own headcanons to this! or ask me to expand on these headcanons, i love talking about them!
- The viking predator and the warlord are their own seperate subspecies/ethnicity that live in tundra environments. They're huge and beefy, but among the Yautja themselves they're stereotyped as big friendly teddy bears that love flowers (they hunt during mid-spring to summer during peak bloom)
- the Warlord is a bad blood, but with folk hero status among asshole traditionalists/conservatives kind of like Jesse James and Andrew Tate
- their tribal society is because they're so technologically advanced that they regressed culturally due to having solved literally every scientific/societal problem, so they essentially hunt and do warrior shit out of sheer mass boredom
- the females have breasts but its like the least sexual national geographic nudity, and they're usually on the stouter side. Its like an inverse of that trope where the men are all gonk and the woman are all insanely attractive
oooh! to add on to your last point, if you don't mind:
- females have breasts, but only while pregnant and during the first few years of infancy after giving birth, in order to breastfeed. once their children/offspring enter toddler age, they return to being flat chested. similar to most mammals that go through an estrus cycle.
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