The one and only

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[brucie-waynee]

Gotham’s favorite billionaire playboy

Name?

Bruce Wayne!

Age?

Eternally twenty-one 😌

Gender?

Male.

Origins?

What’s that supposed to mean?

OOC UNDER CUT, PLEASE READ!

adding this to the top of all my accounts’ pinned because clearly some people don’t bother to read far enough to see it:

I AM A MINOR! DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL IF YOU HAVE MDNI!! IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Hey yall, it’s @m-ozzy again!! Please read my intro post for my DNI and boundaries before interacting!

Some things not on that intro post:

No nsfw, no godmodding, OCs and magic anons(with limits) are welcome! [ also: please don’t come to me with ‘feral Damian’ it pmo so bad ]

For now this is just a silly blog, but I may get into some more detailed rps later on.

currently this Bruce’s personality is based on my own hcs and shit, so it may not always be completely in character because I’m still learning!

This acc goes with @batman-not-manbat :)

I’ve become a biiit more lenient on my romance policy, but I still do prefer communication before any sort of romantic interactions. Note: please please PLEASE no batjokes!

Dividers (minus the lace looking ones, I don’t remember where I got them </3) by @mozzy-aesthetics (meee)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[flight-of-the-grayson]

who was the other parent???? my dad???? my MOM??? UNCLE CLARK?????

[brucie-waynee]

🥺

it was Clark…😔

[flight-of-the-grayson]

oh my god..... the truth comes out.....

[brucie-waynee]

shhhh the paparazzi will hear you…………

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i'm telling gotham gazette rn. and the daily planet. and twitter dot com

[brucie-waynee]

I’m gonna cri .. can I never relax …..

[flight-of-the-grayson]

if you wanted relaxation you wouldn't have had so many kids in the first place. stop getting pregnant b

[brucie-waynee]

not even one more????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i'm the eldest sibling of like 700 at this point. you gotta stop

[brucie-waynee]

😔

Okkk I’ll try..

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[flight-of-the-grayson]

who was the other parent???? my dad???? my MOM??? UNCLE CLARK?????

[brucie-waynee]

🥺

it was Clark…😔

[flight-of-the-grayson]

oh my god..... the truth comes out.....

[brucie-waynee]

shhhh the paparazzi will hear you…………

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i'm telling gotham gazette rn. and the daily planet. and twitter dot com

[brucie-waynee]

I’m gonna cri .. can I never relax …..

[flight-of-the-grayson]

if you wanted relaxation you wouldn't have had so many kids in the first place. stop getting pregnant b

[brucie-waynee]

not even one more????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[flight-of-the-grayson]

who was the other parent???? my dad???? my MOM??? UNCLE CLARK?????

[brucie-waynee]

🥺

it was Clark…😔

[flight-of-the-grayson]

oh my god..... the truth comes out.....

[brucie-waynee]

shhhh the paparazzi will hear you…………

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i'm telling gotham gazette rn. and the daily planet. and twitter dot com

[brucie-waynee]

I’m gonna cri .. can I never relax …..

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[flight-of-the-grayson]

who was the other parent???? my dad???? my MOM??? UNCLE CLARK?????

[brucie-waynee]

🥺

it was Clark…😔

[flight-of-the-grayson]

oh my god..... the truth comes out.....

[brucie-waynee]

shhhh the paparazzi will hear you…………

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[flight-of-the-grayson]

who was the other parent???? my dad???? my MOM??? UNCLE CLARK?????

[brucie-waynee]

🥺

it was Clark…😔

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[flight-of-the-grayson]

i was literally gonna say "you really did birth me" in my ask before i decided against it

[brucie-waynee]

well yea, i did 🥹🫶

[brucie-waynee]

wait b are our display names BOTH "the one and only"

god we really are related

-- @flight-of-the-grayson

Yeaaa didn’t I ever tell you that I actually birthed you?? 🥺🥺 I am your biological father, dick.

[dictearchive]

[brucie-waynee]

hypothetically, if a gal was struggling to get a college scholarship, does Wayne Industries have any that I could apply to?

Hm.. depends.

[wiickedsources]

Send in a Pet Name / Nickname that your muse might call mine, and see how my muse reacts to it.

[tb-png]

father’s day afternoon at wayne manor <3

[cowsnotcrows]

For Father’s Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years 🫶

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Er. Hey, kiddo. Just dropping by to check in and say hi.

@brucie-waynee

Hi. What do you want?

[brucie-waynee]

I— well, damn. Can’t even say hi, can I? Sorry, I guess.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Never said that I'd just rather you told me what you want now.

[brucie-waynee]

All I want is to know how you’re doing, but of course I’m not even allowed to ask that.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Please, why are you making it about you? You never talk to me out of cases or if you want something.

[brucie-waynee]

I just answered to what you asked me. But please, how am I ‘making this about me?’

[legallydeadjasontodd]

The whole 'I'm not even allowed to ask that' bullshit. I was just asking a question too. At least I'm direct about what I want.

[brucie-waynee]

I am being direct. I want to know how you’re doing.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Fine, I'll play your game.

I'm good. How are you?

[brucie-waynee]

What game?

I’m doing alright. Have you done anything interesting recently?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

This game.

That's.. good. Not really, just the usual stuff.

[brucie-waynee]

It’s not a game.

Hm. Might I know what the ‘usual stuff’ is?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Right.

Work. You know what I mean.

[brucie-waynee]

Hn.

Yeah, I guess I do.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Do you have anything out of work?

[brucie-waynee]

Yes, actually. Recently helped Damian pick out some gifts for his boyfriends and went to a nice dinner with Selina.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Hm.. that's nice. How are they? Damian and Selina I mean.

[brucie-waynee]

They’re fine. I worry about Damian, though. He pushes himself too much still.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Well, he just sounds like his father. The one he sees everyday doing the same thing that he looks up to.

[brucie-waynee]

Hn. You’re right.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Wow, I didn't know you were capable of saying that.

[brucie-waynee]

Well you are right. What else am I supposed to say?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

I don't know, just hum at a certain octave?

[brucie-waynee]

..Yeah, I guess I do that sometimes.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

A lot of times.

[brucie-waynee]

Yep…

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Hey, acceptance is the first step to.. whatever.

[brucie-waynee]

Hm.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

You're doing it again.

[brucie-waynee]

Yikes. Sorry.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Wow, sorry too. Making so much progress today, B.

[brucie-waynee]

Oh. That’s good, right? That’s good. Thanks.?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Er. Hey, kiddo. Just dropping by to check in and say hi.

@brucie-waynee

Hi. What do you want?

[brucie-waynee]

I— well, damn. Can’t even say hi, can I? Sorry, I guess.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Never said that I'd just rather you told me what you want now.

[brucie-waynee]

All I want is to know how you’re doing, but of course I’m not even allowed to ask that.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Please, why are you making it about you? You never talk to me out of cases or if you want something.

[brucie-waynee]

I just answered to what you asked me. But please, how am I ‘making this about me?’

[legallydeadjasontodd]

The whole 'I'm not even allowed to ask that' bullshit. I was just asking a question too. At least I'm direct about what I want.

[brucie-waynee]

I am being direct. I want to know how you’re doing.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Fine, I'll play your game.

I'm good. How are you?

[brucie-waynee]

What game?

I’m doing alright. Have you done anything interesting recently?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

This game.

That's.. good. Not really, just the usual stuff.

[brucie-waynee]

It’s not a game.

Hm. Might I know what the ‘usual stuff’ is?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Right.

Work. You know what I mean.

[brucie-waynee]

Hn.

Yeah, I guess I do.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Do you have anything out of work?

[brucie-waynee]

Yes, actually. Recently helped Damian pick out some gifts for his boyfriends and went to a nice dinner with Selina.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Hm.. that's nice. How are they? Damian and Selina I mean.

[brucie-waynee]

They’re fine. I worry about Damian, though. He pushes himself too much still.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Well, he just sounds like his father. The one he sees everyday doing the same thing that he looks up to.

[brucie-waynee]

Hn. You’re right.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Wow, I didn't know you were capable of saying that.

[brucie-waynee]

Well you are right. What else am I supposed to say?

[legallydeadjasontodd]

I don't know, just hum at a certain octave?

[brucie-waynee]

..Yeah, I guess I do that sometimes.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

A lot of times.

[brucie-waynee]

Yep…

[legallydeadjasontodd]

Hey, acceptance is the first step to.. whatever.

[brucie-waynee]

Hm.

[legallydeadjasontodd]

You're doing it again.

[brucie-waynee]

Yikes. Sorry.

[shozawayo]

Bruce Wayne, the type of parent to get overstimulated and lock himself in the bathroom, pantry, office, etc. Dick Grayson, the type of child to wiggle his fingers under the door, and tell Bruce to let him in