max anxiety dab

my wife left me and took the kids

[shiftythrifting]

All new from our own Admin Otter!  V A P O R P O S S

https://teespring.com/vaporposs

Sizes XS to 5X available!

[humorstar]

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

[nyxwoven]

thanks tumblr

[nyxwoven]

GOD I GOT ANOTHER ONE

[nyxwoven]

[ground-zoro]

First they take away all the porn, and now they’re telling people to have orgasms?

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Lesbian rights

[cinnamonbirb]

[gay-slime]

Any of y’all chucklefucks: don’t dig straight down!!! It’s dangerous!! You could fall into lava!!!

Me, with keep invintory on:

[bruh-mp4]

not to flex BUT my cat has separation anxiety and if you close a door he screams for no reason,

[julieterbang]

ueong_onigiri

[endcitychest]

when two villagers make their way into the nether and start love hearting

[alternativeleafeon]

so for an official introduction to this blog I will start with a very short story from an hour ago

simple, i was in a hot bath, and i got a sudden strong urge to make some mobs dummy thicc.

now i dont have photoshop or anything fancy but i fulfilled the urge as best as I could.

so

without further ado,

here is my creation

[blue-pearl-lamentation]

Might start referring to my testes as The Girls to piss off TERFs

[cremello22222-blog]

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

[teathattast]

In the future we gon have bananas

[hungdwighteisenhower]

chr*stopher c*lombus said this on the way to the new world

[teathattast]

Don’t you dare mention that swallywag around here

[burgertv]

Cat: *meows*

Me: *meows back*

[doskonalenie]

@doskonalenie edit.

[princesstigerbelle]

When someone has the NERVE to hate on my favorite band

*types angry*

[cheerful-blu]

Me when im in an online argument but i type happily to piss them off 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[princesstigerbelle]

Pretty much