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At Starbucks, a barista interpreted my order for a banana and water by putting the banana into the water. Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

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I can’t imagine the person taking it back

“I… I wanted a banana and water. Not in??”

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TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

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Time doesn’t get to be indignant.

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…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

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The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

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uglyteapot

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

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rebagel if the flu shot made you gay

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not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

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“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

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you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

batreaux

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

me:

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Near the beginning of the intro to Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Peach is seen making a shot. Even though a sound effect of her hitting the ball plays and her facial expression suggests that it flew in a high arc, watching the ball closely reveals that it doesn’t actually move from the tee, indicating that she missed the swing.

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very me

lesbianshepard

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

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also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

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i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.