Helluu

Born in 00🇳🇴

[shmothman]

heartbreaking: dangerous crow boy found washed up on the coast of japan after learning about the great pacific garbage patch and, quote, “heading off to deal with it”

[nibbelraz]

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

[vivernt]

Corpse Bride

[pichirobi]

words are futile devices

[queerlyloud]

Okay, back on my MXTX bullshit because sometimes I can't believe the slander. But I wanna talk about why MXTX deserves to get whatever profit and protection from her work that she can (other than the obvious fact that it's her fucking work, so obviously she should prosper from it, that's how jobs work?)

So, the thing that drives me insane about MXTX books, and a thing I have talked about on here before, is that she is delivering an overarching message in every book she writes, and the message says: If a system of power is turned against you, no matter how good you are, no matter how strong, or selfless, or kind, or loving, or brave, no matter how perfect you can be, it won't matter, because the individual is powerless to the system. Systemic change is the only way to protect the ones the current system deems powerless or unnecessary.

And before you come in with, "She was fetishizing gay men," MXTX literally wrote hundreds of thousands of words characterizing these men and building their relationship and devotion to one another, so much so that fanon has deemed them all aspec in varying ways. She chose to deliver a message about the power of the system to persecute the innocent and the powerless in the form of a story that was 1. Illegal, 2. Humanized a specifically targeted persecuted group, and 3. Gave them all the happy endings they deserved despite all the pain to get there. She showcased the difference that systemic support can make in the life of the persecuted as the closing arc in every single one of her books.

Don't tell me MXTX doesn't fucking care. She's still delivering her message and she's doing it louder and safer, and i hope she gets every creature comfort the world can offer.

[vivernt]

[kelenia]

You look so good, but I keep my hands

'Til you come into the water

[meru90]

fafa doods ^^

[karekareo]

[gif] little san lang is so cute!

[meru90]

my completed piece for the bflfzine 🌷

[masterash]

"The average MXTX love interest waits approximately 300 years for their protagonist"

Factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average MXTX love interest waits 9 years for their protagonist. Hua Cheng, who is the biggest fucking simp and waited for 800 years for Xie Lian, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[cam-koa]

There must be at least someone in the south that think of them as lovers, build a temple based on that idea. There is no way no one ships them

[lazycranberrydoodles]

you’d think after 800 years he’d learn his lesson about taking afternoon naps. / prev comic / follow for more sleepy xie lian

[huaenrose]

mxtx really introduced xie lian into tgcf by taking the initiative to jump off a building in a perfect imitation of a god descending into the mortal world. the whole crowd impressed his grace: at just 17 years old, even before he ascended, he already looked like a god.

but not any god.

acting out the script written, he dressed like the heavenly emperor, he reproduced a feat of the heavenly emperor, he wore a heavenly emperor mask, everyone saw him as the heavenly emperor.

but he was not jun wu, he was xie lian, and confident in his own ideals, he deviated from the script written for himself to ensure personally that the life of a child of his people would be saved: that was the precise moment when the mask with another person's face fell, revealing his own face, just as his attitude revealed who he really was. this is the tale of his highness who pleased the gods: for the ideals in his heart, he would dare to displease them.

thus, her invitation was made without us noticing: for us to observe how many times her protagonist would descend from the heavens on his own initiative, how many times he would be dressed by others as someone he was not, and how many times he would decide to deviate from the script written for him in favor of who he really was, only for the mask of someone else's face placed on his always fell in the end.

[meru90]

spring coming soon

[popipurin]

cucumber and airplane bro got a big storm coming

[monsieurboyardee]

modern au lbh is a super famous model and actor, and he is always talking about his boyfriend, the cutest and prettiest and kindest man alive. And so everyone is super curious as to who this bf is, all this anticipation…and then this weeb with bedhead just walks in like “hey”.

Like just imagine. The tension is thick in the air, everyone is on the edge of their seats, any minute now lbh’s famed bf is gonna walk thru that door!! He must be beautiful!! Otherworldly!!

Sy, in his stained hatsune miku sweater, fingerprints all over his glasses: whats up

For a moment everyone is like “…is that a new temp or smthn??” And then lbh just screams “YUAN-GE!!!!!” and LAUNCHES himself at this strange little man and everyone just about vomits blood.

Sy is in fact wearing socks with adidas sandals. The socks are tucked over his sweatpants.

Everyone stares at where lbh and sy are conversing, just absolutely seething with jealousy. How tf did GQ’s hottest man alive (for five consecutive years!!) fall for THAT?? Especially when he could do so much better!!! Like so much!!! He could have anyone he ever wanted?? Why did he go for the guy with the fuckin yy stallion novel themed backpack???

But then idk maybe someone snarkily insults lbh (out of anger and jealousy at his dating preferences) and Sy just snaps his head in a perfect 90 degree circle and is just like “You wanna repeat that?” And then just starts TEARING THIS POOR PERSON APART. Sy doesnt even realize that the person was really insulting him, all he understood was that there was a slight against his binghe mixed in there and as the President of lbh’s fanclub he will NOT stand for any kind of slander against his perfect lil meow meow!!

Meanwhile lbh is just letting this happen while he watches sy with stars in his eyes lol

And maybe they get sy all dressed up to do some photoshoot and when sy steps out in an emerald suit with contacts in and his makeup done, everyone is like “wait shit!!! He is rlly attractive!!!”

And then someone’s like “hey does he kind of remind u of someone?” And that’s when everyone realizes that this is the famed lil brother of shen jiu, an acting legend and lbh’s own acting coach