Short Girls

I'm Addie... I may only be 5'1 but my attitude is 6'. 

[imkyunnie]

There are two types of short people

Type 1: You could get a cavity just by standing next to them

Type 2: They are plotting people's murders

[sapphirerose818]

What?

[sarcastic-clapping]

im smol and ready 2 brawl

[shanonono]

advantages of being short

cute by default

big sweaters look adorable on you

people are protective of you

you get to be the little spoon

disadvantages of being short

nicknames like “shorty” or “short stack” mark you for life

people discriminate you

not intimidating

pants are too long on your legs

[brunetteshortandhappy]

Person: it's the small things that count.

Me: So does this mean you like me or

[wandering-tangents]

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

[msmaru]

[brunetteshortandhappy]

Me: *puts on heels*

Me: IS THIS HOW NORMAL PEOPLE FEEL?

Me: SO TALL

Me: I DONT LIKE THIS

[amargedom]

I wish you to be very happy in 2018.

[brunetteshortandhappy]

Person: it's the small things that count.

Me: So does this mean you like me or

[sapphic-maiden]

My Height Problems

i always think people are the same height as me when we’re sitting. then they stand up and I’m like good LORD you’re a giant

[ryan-sometimes]

Perks of being short:

- we’re boss at limbo - + hide and seek - we can fit in any car - we look adorable in hoodies - borrowing clothes from people is a breeze - we give good hugs - seriously we’re like teddy bears - people will usually let you go to the front of crowds - you probably appear to be younger than you really are - shaving doesn’t take that long - tiny feet usually = cheaper shoes (not always) - a borrowed shirt usually means a new dress - people don’t expect you to have a big attitude but when you do it’s like DAMN - there’s always leg room

[sarcastic-clapping]

im smol and ready 2 brawl

[reallyshortgirlproblems-blog]

[modernamericanman]

[shortgirls]

I'm 16 and 4'10. I always get called a midget by kids who are younger than me however many other people adore the hell out of me. I have never been worried about getting guys to like me because it naturally happens and I think my height and confidence attracts them even more. So to all of the short girls out there (and guys), your height or looks don't really play a major role in your life. It's more about how you present yourself. Happiness and confidence attracts people xoxo

;)

[captainxandis]

You know what the worst part about being short is?

Walking up the stairs behind tall people. You have their butt in your face and have to look to the side unless you want a face full of butt and then you can’t watch where you’re walking and if you fall it’s even more embarrassing than normal like tall people for the love of god LET ME GO UP THE STAIRS FIRST IM SMOLER THAN YOU