where is valkyrie

hope. 19. bi. follow from @pegsephone

[portraitoftheoddity]

So, I made a shirt design – For Light Shirts & For Dark Shirts. For all my fellow bi nerds who wanna rock your Space Viking Bi Pride. ♥

[itsallavengers]

The Avengers getting thrown forward in time for some reason and it turns out that they’ve gone down in history as legends but, somewhat like the Greek Gods, all the information and facts about them is warped almost beyond recognition and they spend the entire time in the future just being offended by how incorrect everything is

[itsallavengers]

Steve: Okay so there is NO WAY they seriously think that the serum turned me into a FISH for seven hundreds years so I could survive under the fucking ice. And why the FUCK are they spelling my name as ‘Stiphin’ ??????

Tony: Well according to this history book I fucked my way through the entire population of New York and was the father of every second-generation superhero. Does that make me Zeus?

Thor, squinting at the drawings: Why do I look like Rapunzel

[itsallavengers]

History Professor: And, one of the most powerful heroes of all, called himself king of the insects. With eight arms & six eyes and the chosen name of Lord Peterson, this ruler once set an army of poisonous spiders upon his mortal enemy after finding out that she had killed his family and stolen the woman he loved. It is thought that the lands were infested with spiders for years after, as a warning to anyone who attempted to challenge him

Peter, 15 years old, remembering how he can’t even pick up a spider without screaming: I did what now

[glorious-spoon]

This is the kind of quality content I come here for.

[captainyelenas]

High Maintenance™️ heroes

[thehomecominghero]

[tonyrights-archive]

now is no time to mourn,

now is no time at all

reality // soul // mind

[oikawas]

Thor, your people need a King. No, they already have one. Your Majesty.

[bramfire]

A Guide To Troubled Rogues

[wolverienes]

[maryxglz]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

[helloitsbees]

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

[henrysfox]

Well, that’ll be easy to remember. Avengers: Endgame (2019).

[tonydaily]

[robertdowney-jr]

You know what that is? Growth.

The Avengers (2012) // Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[memeseverdie]

Great job guys

[tonyrights-archive]

now is no time to mourn

now is no time at all

reality // soul // mind

[hayaosmiyazaki]

so no head?

[thotvengers]

I'm seeing so many whities go thru all the obsticles trying to defend this

[foundationaldecay]

ive been SAYING this man is trash. i don’t want any anons asking why i don’t like him after this