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imagining grace in his first year of teaching kind of automatically introducing himself as dr. ryland grace bc that's what he's used to. and the kids are like O_O dr? and somebody inevitably googles him and finds a video of his final crashout. and because 13 year olds are little menaces, when he inevitably snaps at the class to sit down and do their work at some point (his classroom management skills need time to develop okay) somebody puts on a little pouty face and goes "dr. grace? you don't.....you don't think i'm a.....a staggering waste of carbon......do you?" and grace's life flashes before his eyes.
and next year he's just mr. grace and doesn't tell any kids his first name so it's harder for them to google him (they manage it anyway).
fic where rookie luca is billeting with his captain ilya and one day, when ilya is out, a package arrives. it doesn't have a name on it, just ilya's address, and luca was expecting something in the mail, so he takes it to his room and opens it. inside the discreet shipping box is another box with a brand that luca recognizes. he has some toys of the same brand squirreled away in a box inside a bag in the closet of his room in ilya's house.
there's a note inside, taped pristinely on the inner box. it's thanking the customer "roz" for his patience and support while they ensured to fulfill his order with the highest quality materials, as well as adding a link to their website with the request that he fill out a survey related to the molding and customer service process. what? molding?
luca knows he shouldn't open the next box. he's already gone too far; he should just put the box where ilya would find it and maybe he'd be able to meet his captain's eyes in a few years. he knows this. he still opens the box.
he's not sure what he expects or anticipates, but he still chokes a little on his own breath when he peels the tape off the box and it's a dildo. not just any dildo, though, and not like luca's--his are plain, brightly colored things with the default textures that they came off the production line with. luca's aren't nine inches long and thick enough that his hole clenches in a horny kind of terror. luca's don't have the uneven veins that he's only seen up close in porn. he takes another look at the note, at where it thanks roz for his patience with the molding process. this isn't just any dildo.
this is ilya rozanov's cock.
he's seen it before in the showers--it's hard not to, even when luca avoids it at all costs for fear of popping a boner in front of the entire centaurs roster and god himself--but fuck, he's never seen it hard like it must've been when ilya made the mold of it.
he really, really should give this back. fuck, he's probably sending it to his girl, the one he refuses to talk about but always texts with that enamored look on his face. he could give it back and apologize and lie that he thought it was his and suffer the humiliation of having to explain that he likes it up the ass, as much as it would be awful and roz would be mad at him for it. he could throw it away and pretend it never happened.
he does none of these. he takes it in his hand and feels the weight of it, brushes a finger along a vein that he imagines would pulse on the real thing. instead, he takes it to his on suite bathroom and turns on the shower.
a few hours later, ilya asks him if luca had seen any packages come, saying that he was expecting a delivery today. heart racing and throat aching, luca has to clear his sore throat. he says no.
he doesn't know that ilya has a camera on his porch.
corn snakes can live 15-25 years in captivity if they're well cared for, and now im thinking about ilya meeting spaghetti the snake. quick search says 2hr car travel is doable for a snake so I could see shane taking it with him to the cottage and this is where ilya first meets spaghetti in my mind. crucially shane never really told ilya about spaghetti so he finds out after they fuck. (bonus points if ilya finds the frozen rodents before he sees spaghetti. "hollander what the fuck do you have frozen mice for?????")
the idea of shane having a separate small fridge in the garage where he keeps frozen mice for spaghetti, but this means when ilya asks about it in passing while shane is looking for water shoes, he's distracted and just goes, "oh, drinks and spaghetti" and ilya just ??? you have?? freezer just for pasta????? actually no this sounds like a Rule you would make yeah sure why not.
but on day three they're napping on the deck, ilya wakes first, decides to get something to eat, and remembers there is A Spaghetti Freezer, and opens it to find??? fucking frozen mice?? oh my god he is out in the wild with a canadian serial killer????
significantly, ilya is on the yuna end of the spectrum when it comes to spaghetti. he'll tough it out because he doesn't want to look like a chicken and also it's clear that shane really loves this snake (for WHAT reason, hollander. is a snake.), but he and spaghetti live in a system of mutual avoidance. ilya doesn't go in spaghetti's room. spaghetti doesn't roam from shane's person when he's out. under such conditions is peace achieved.
In #myhrtimeline Shane is on Sesame Street to talk about good sportmanship whether it be a win or a loss and then a week later he tries to physically fight Scott on the ice after winning his game against him. Ilya sends him pretty much nonstop memes about this. Most of them are just Elmo wildly swinging his arms around w/ “you” attached.
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put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there
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ilya “you got games on your phone” rozanov
shane has never downloaded games on his phone before ilya. now they are at the airport lounge and he has angry birds downloaded because ilya refuses to play angry birds on his own phone. "your phone is better," ilya insists, even though they have the same iphone 17 plus. he likes that shane's full undivided attention is on him because he doesn't have his phone as a distraction. he likes that shane is watching him play. to ilya, this is a couples activity.
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what the fuck
you can't boil me it's july 17th
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