[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[lalulutres]

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

[cluelessfanperson]

[oneheadtoanother]

[haloinfinite-archive]

help I’m dying

[monody-monody]

When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.

So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.

Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming 

[sosuperawesome]

Tessa Nelissen on Instagram

[nerviovago]

[bradysbigblog]

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.

“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”

By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[evil-beasty]

[thunreswine-deactivated20160320]

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

[the-real-seebs]

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

[slimegirlwarlock]

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[only1600kids]

will smith

[caats]

[grrlterrier]

Tag yourself

[catchymemes]

[fairycosmos]

unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is

[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

[animentality]