BTaTL Corp

(unreality tw) Revealing the awful yesterday for an even worse tomorrow!

[btatlcorp]

Meet Item 57!

(note, the host's face has been photoshopped for their privacy)

(note, both entities featured in this image are item 57. For convenience, the owl is referred to as 57s and its host 57h.)

Item 57 (s) seems, both physically and behaviorally, to be a great horned owl, a creature native to both North and South America. Despite this, it has formed a psychological bond with a human, and its bond has lasted for 126 years (as we can tell.). 57(s)'s host, despite seeming human, features no humanlike intelligence. The two are kept in SimForest 586, Sect 67.

[btatlcorp]

Meet Item 464!

(Keep your distance! He has human intelligence, so we don't know what he can do.)

(he prefers to be called Mortimer and goes by he/she/it pronouns. He does not appreciate being referred to as "clocky" or using "tock/tocks" pronouns. Please respect her wishes.)

(It does not seem to have a biological gender.)

Mortimer came into the care of the staff in Soapbox D voluntarily, at the age of 16. Currently it is 20. She lives with a caretaker in SimHouse 58, Sector 986, Soaphouse D.

Per his request, any staff member who refers to it as "clocky" will be barred from contact with Mortimer until they apologise and agree to never refer to her with "clocky". Conversely, if Mortimer refers to a staff member with anything other than their chosen name and pronouns, it will be barred contact from that staff member until it apologizes.

She loves to draw (although she says she isn't good at it) and can often talk about nothing else but his latest work. We speculate that it may be autistic, but a diagnosis is pending,

[btatlcorp]

Meet Item 857!

(we call her Pebby.)

Pebby came into our care 3 months ago when she wandered into the house of a high-ranking researcher. She's since been taken care of by the team at Soaphouse D.

The image above features Pebby being groomed by her favorite caretaker.

[btatlcorp]

After extensive research and countless tests, the Bad Things and Tea Leaves corporation has decided that due to its anomalous ability to attract strange people from all around the world, we have decided that Tumblr is the best social media platform for the corporation to be active on. Effective immediately, all knowledge of any other form of social media shall be erased from our employees and any of their accounts shall be deleted.