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this blog was born on 22-06-2022
[taehyung gets a kitten]
jimin: It's not even that cute.
taehyung: Are you jealous?
jimin: Jealous? Ha.
[later]
jimin, to the kitten: Listen here, you attention thief.
namjoon: you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature
yoongi: [wearing jin's shirt]
jin: Stealing from me again, yoongi?
yoongi: What?
jin: First my heart, then my clothes… what’s next? My last name?
namjoon : You guys worried about jimin?
jungkook : Totally !
taehyung : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do ?"
namjoon : And what'd you say ?
taehyung : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
jungkook :
namjoon : He's lucky to have you as a friend.
jimin: i’m going to strangle you.
jungkook: you can’t, you’re not tall enough.
jimin: you’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.
Jungkook: I need to dye my hair.
Namjoon: ...
Jungkook: Or get another tattoo.
Jimin: ...
Jungkook: Or a new piercing.
Yoongi: Why?
Jungkook: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
jimin, admiring tae from across the room: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.
yoongi, who has been hearing jimin talk about tae for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.
[going to bed]
yoongi: I love you.
hobi: I love you too.
[awkward silence]
hobi: We both love you as well, joonie.
namjoon, in the middle of them: thanks, i was feeling a little left out
jungkook: I'll give you my left over fruit roll up if you write my 2000 word English paper for me.
jimin: Deal.
[hobi seeing this exchange]
hobi: I'll give you 100 doll-
jungkook: Don't be stingy.
jungkook: I’m an idiot.
jimin:
tae:
namjoon:
jungkook:
jimin: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
jimin: I think I'm falling for you.
yoongi: Then get up.
yoongi to tae: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning
jungkook: I’m an idiot.
jimin:
tae:
namjoon:
jungkook:
jimin: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
tae: how do you feel about children?
yoongi: they're okay, i guess. I mean, if i saw one, i wouldn't throw a rock at it.
tae: why would you throw rocks at children??!
yoongi: i just said i wouldn't??
namjoon: I don't know, just...believe in yourself or whatever
jimin: Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?
namjoon: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
jungkook: The car takes a screenshot.
jin: For the last time, get the fuck out.
