wine mum

Hannah | Scorpio | ISTJ Bit of a mess really

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

love… is stored in the cat

[prismacolorz]

[goawfma]

these are the best names

[todaysbird]

the best part of this is that it implies this is the SIXTH cat named glycolysis

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[thebootydiaries]

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

[greed]

i wish i didnt look like a foot

[confirmance]

flirting 101

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

“not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x)

[easternmediterranean]

meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[otohimeheart]

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

[otohimeheart]

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[corporation-cats]

[cursedcatpictures]

[maureenstarkey]

wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury

[thebootydiaries]

night out with the boys

[dadsquart]

socking up a cold foot with the lads

[thebootydiaries]

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

[brazensolar]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police