love… is stored in the cat
YOU ARE THE REASON
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if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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love… is stored in the cat
these are the best names
the best part of this is that it implies this is the SIXTH cat named glycolysis
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
me: wow that guy is attractive
me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
i wish i didnt look like a foot
flirting 101
“not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x)
meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍
Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit
Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery
imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm
imagine enjoying a la croix
hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing
she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!
whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart
The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!
fuckin legend
wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury
night out with the boys
socking up a cold foot with the lads
Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police