Screm into void

[bubbleslot]

You've heard of ketamine poptarts get ready for

Experience lifetime relief

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[singerin]

And this is how OP learned that they have green eyes. Incredible stuff.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY ARE BLUE AND YELLOW, TWO SEPARATE COLORS, YELLOW AND BLUE SEPARATELY

[decepticon-nerd]

Gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[singerin]

And this is how OP learned that they have green eyes. Incredible stuff.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY ARE BLUE AND YELLOW, TWO SEPARATE COLORS, YELLOW AND BLUE SEPARATELY

[bubbleslot]

Bruh.

What is that if not green with (some) brown on the right side

[bubbleslot]

YO HAVE YALL HEARD OF DRESSMAKER????? FREAKUNG PEAK

I am in dress up game heaven. Cant freaking wait till the full game drops in september.

[bubbleslot]

I dont like the disability olympics so I wont claim that this si tye be all end all worst thing but it sucks when my ability to comunicate a need makes people think the need is actully a want.

I can comunicate that I need an earbuf in with some mform of audiobook to distract that part of my brain that wants to trigger a breakdown right this minute because I can hear every single fucking lightbulb in this building, there's 3 freezers running and 2 blenders going off and not even the bathroom is quiet because the fuckass fan in there is blairing loud enough to drown outa loght conversation.

But because I can manage enough to say "I function better with earbuds" its a request/preferece. They wouldn't take the headphones from someone who they saw having visible meltdowns because that equates a need, but when I have a quiet shutdown where I cannot make a new decision and basically become a low tech robot that can do simple tasks and comands to the outside world I'm still functioning therefore fine.

I feel like if I press it I'm gonna either seem spoiled or incapable and it sucks.

Fuckass mix of interal and external ableism

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog

[crow-gal]

Hell yeah hell yeah >:3

[bubbleslot]

My biggest desire is and has always been a fight that I could go full force at and still not win. Because it would mean I'd get to go full force and not have the consequences of winning.

The idea of being able to go toe to toe with someone physically and just truly let loose knowing that your best won't hurt them is such an enthralling idea. Oh sure you can put force into a winning fight but unless you actully want to have permanent consequences there's always a layer of control that you have to wrap your strength in.

It's not just physical either. I was spoiled in my youth by playing adult board games with people who were genuinely smart, calculating, and knew how to play. Now as an adult I'll try and sugest a board game and I'll hear "But that's so complicated" or "but it's so hard" and even when people are excited to play I always seem to win without the desired struggle. Its common for me to catch an oops where they don't propperly understand the rules and if it's in their favor I just don't say anything anymore. Pointing out someone's slightly ilegal turn while your 20 points ahead doesn't make for a fun time for the other person.

I want a challenge I can tear at, I want to rip it with my teeth, let me struggle against something that won't break, let me actully let loose

Gods that would be a dream

[tobiosty]

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

[bubbleslot]

I hate when I look for medical reasons behind things and advice for it basically boils down to "just don't be stressed! :D"

I'd like to know why my ears are shedding scally flakes and then weaping clear fluid. Idk, here's some cream, there's no permanent fix, it flairs up with stress :D

Why the fuck do I smell like I just ran a marathon 10 minutes after showering? You're stressed so your sweating the smelly sweat, well I would feel 5-10% less stressed if I wasn't paranoid about coworkers smelling me and thinking I dont shower when I shower every hecking day!

Why do I feel dizzy and awful mid-day? Just stressed, bestie, just don't be stressed :D

I WOULD FEEL LESS STRESSED IF I HAD A FUDGIBG CAUSE AND COULD FUX THIS SHIT

The soluitions to all my problems is to work 30 hours a week not 40 but I need money in order to live so Idk

[bubbleslot]

Tumblr is the gender/body is goofy website so ima post this and if you have thoughts please share.

Afab girl here

There's a weird kind of dysphoria where I feel overly masculine than when I'm wearing something frilly or flowy or "girlish" and I feel more feminine when I wear a suit or straight cut pants or "boyish" clothing.

I'll be like "ooo could be nice to try on that pretty dress" and I try it on and feel like a guy wearing a dress in the bad way not in the good way.

I see so many trans women that seem comfortable in those styles, and they look like women, but when I wear them I feel, not good.

I don't think I'm trans, I don't want to be perceived as a man, I don't want short hair.

I think I genuinely look more like a guy when I wear a floral print dress than I do in T-shirt and leggings.

Idk man. They look so pretty and I feel like shit wearing them

Maybe it's the internal version of "A man looks best in something slightly feminine and a woman looks best in something slightly masculine"?

I know non-binary exists but I don't really get any extra seratonin from being called they/them and most of the enbys I know have short hair and I like my rapunzel hair.

I want to be a woman, I am technically by birth a woman, I don't feel like a woman.

[bubbleslot]

Vent, I just need to scream into a blank void and that's what tumblr is for.

Why the fuck do I only look pretty durring a mental breakdown???

The prettiest only cheeks blush to the face ratger than the entire face being red, the lips a perfect soft pink rather than the garish red maroon of every day, no fucking pimples, eyes shiny, wtf

It'd be nice if it didn't feel like someone cauterized my domanine receptors with a hot poker

I look gorgous and am unable to process joy about anything.

[bubbleslot]

Behold

A child

[bubbleslot]

WITCH HAT ATELIER HAS AN ANIME!!!!!!!!!

WE FEAST TONIGHT BOIIIIIIIS

Also omg they do the storybook style perfectly in a bunch of shots omfhsgshs

[bubbleslot]

The way hobbies literally rewrite your Brian chemistry is funny. I saw a video of a skatepark I've never been to and my first reaction was "oooohhhhhh FUCK YEA polished concrete!!!!" Because polished concrete is the BEST fucking surface to skate on with quad skates and the bottom of the ramps were properly curved to there's no Ka-Chunk of your shelves going over a sharp angle at high speeds.

It looked so fucking smooth and pretty..

Polished concrete my beloved

[bubbleslot]

A moment of freedom

[ilovereikizaki2345]

aikatsu stars dating sim where you play as yume and you can romance like 90% of the cast (except for the adults obvi)

[charlesoberonn]

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

[charlesoberonn]

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

[gropeable-boychest]

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

[charlesoberonn]

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

[charlesoberonn]

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

[ardinwriter]

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

[charlesoberonn]

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

[original-blog-deactivated]

Piss on the poor webbed site