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[bubybear]

Hey whoa

I’m moving accounts! I’ve changed a bit since starting this account and a lot has happened. I don’t feel comfortable being on here, so I’ll be over here ( http://cempazuchitll.tumblr.com/ ) if you want to continue following me. 

Thank you! :)

[o-do-dok]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[leias]

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”

[actuallymaison]

mom

[driflloon]

someone cute: (walks by me)

me: 😮

[nickholmes]

“We never just talk anymore.”

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[transport]

date me

[karkat]

will there be potato 

[transport]

7 whole potato

[karkat]

we ride at midnight. bring potato

[emosad420]

[westernsocietyfucked100years-de]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you

[spader7]

cheese!

[stability]

[jespkii]

“shoulda hugged you more when we were younger”

“aww, did you actually just admit to missing me?”

“shoulda punched you more too”

[senkkei-deactivated20191102]

today’s memes

[smugbots-and-such]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAHAHA

[avoresmith]

OH MY GOD

THE SUPREME MCCREE

TAKE NO PRISONERS

[navigate2u]

[mbakuspocketpussy]

Y'all institutionalized because the white man said you gotta wear pants.

[chicoalmendra]

[evilangel579]

makin my way down rural japan

walkin fast

shiba inus pass

and im home bound

[dmishtri-deactivated20141105]

i tried so hard to scroll past this but i couldn’t not reblog i’m weak