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[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[knightofleo]

Happy Pride Mnth.

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[snoopymania]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[internetgreatesthits]

[4yuel]

[thememedaddy]

[sfgiantsyuri]

good for her

[chancellor-ake]

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

[tlirsgender]

I kinda love how every single transphobe is consumed by abject soul sucking misery ngl. They're always like "nobody likes me :(" yeah LOL. I'm not one for moralizing loneliness a la "miserable people are unhappy because they're evil" but evil people are miserable because they're evil, like, pretty frequently

[kippdipp]

😪😪

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[nbarpf]