Avengers Imagines

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[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[lesbiansassemble]

this video is my sexuality

[eilowyn1]

Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to Valkyrie–I have needed that my whole life.

[saradanversrogers]

[manawhaat]

[bionic-buckyb]

This is me, crying in bisexual.

[buchananbeauty]

Is that shuri in black panther garb?

[sunfortune]

imagine if odin wasn’t a trick ass bitch and thor loki And hela were like actual siblings without all the issues,,,they really would’ve killed thanos Dumbass for fun on like a weekend mission

[dailytessa]

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of Men In Black. (x)

[danhumphrey]

Top 5 midgardian things Thor doesn't relate to/understand

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1. shark tank. like the show. he watched it once with bruce and they were like “your evaluation is too high, im gonna need more equity to match that im gonna need a 20% stake” and thor was like is this english

2. alexa/siri/any sort of “common” ai. he thinks every form of ai is like jarvis or friday and can carry on a conversation so he’s like “alexa do you ever think about the cosmos, the running river of time, and how even a god like myself is so small? sorry to burden you with this, i just find myself thinking of my brother loki lately and all the things i never said to him” and alexa is like “the temperature is seventy degrees”

3. um teenagers. not even like youth culture or whatever just like asgardian biology is different and he watches peter parker eat a whole pizza and hes like, how is there that much room in such a small body

4. he doesnt understand like merch related to the avengers he cant fathom why little children want toy mjolnirs because he’s like, wouldnt they just feel bad about not having the real working mjolnir

5. he doesnt understand why midgardians are so gd rude!! someones like “pal im walkin here” and hes like “so am i brother we are all on the same team”

[danhumphrey]

thor in high school, taking notes for his elective in the groot language in his college rule sparkly valkryie notebook that he bought at a bogo sale along with a pencil case that has the valkryie sword on it while he drinks green tea and listens to carly rae jepsen: ive said it before and ill say it again, loki, pep rallies arent lame

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

[ramarvel-deactivated20190126]

My sister drew this im dead 😭 ————————————————————— Credit: https://www.instagram.com/unicornsslayer

[xoxojcanne]

@falseosterhollandfantasies

[stardust-revengers]

I’m s c r e a m I n g

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[filmstudenting]

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

[marvel-lous-things]

Thor, still in denial: oh look,,, a simple, unassuming snake

Actually normal snake:

Thor:

Thor: suRE hOpE iT doESN’T stAB mE

Snake:

Snake: *doesn’t stab Thor*

Thor:

[buchananbeauty]

Kylo is smacking his lips in this pitch black bedroom and it sounds like an old man eating alfredo

[buchananbeauty]

I’d like to clarify that kylo is a dog, and there is not a 6’4 sith wannabe in my bedroom

[buchananbeauty]

Kylo is smacking his lips in this pitch black bedroom and it sounds like an old man eating alfredo

[nobleoswald]

thor and peter would be best buddies bc peter would introduce thor to like. Everything

“hey thor can i make you a twitter?” “sure little spider boy i love birds” 

“hey thor you wanna watch a vine compilation?” “sure little human man i love nature”

“hey thor let’s start a snapchat streak” “sure little insect child i love to chat and snap” 

thor doesn’t get a single one of the things after peter shows them to him but he goes and shows valkyrie all of them anyway and valkyrie is like “i don’t get human technology” but she and thor figure some of it out together and they get a snap streak going but they don’t get that you don’t like. send one picture to everyone. so every morning val sends everyone on her snapchat (which is mostly just thor, peter, every friend that peter gave the snapchat to, and whatever other avengers peter also made a snapchat for) a picture of the floor that says “good morning thor” 

and thor’s snap streaks to everyone every morning are “This is for Spider-Man!” “And this one is for Bruce!” but he sends each one to everyone and there are three (3) options for the pictures: darkness, the first dog he sees that morning, or just straight up a picture of the sun

[weheartfandom]

[cryptidallycat]

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

[thequantumqueer]

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

[anonymousrobinhoodqueer]

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

[mithrils-hanger]

Everytime she does this, Thor is the first to find high ground. because Loki used to play the same game, and Loki was never one for ‘pretend’.

[sevi007]

I need fanart of, like, all of these scenarios.

[buchananbeauty]

I pray to lesbian Jesus, Hayley Kiyoko, every night that Tessa Thompson and Letitia Wright are attracted to women