Sergeant Barnes [ABANDONED]

[buchnanbarnes]

I'm James Buchanan Barnes, only friends can call me Bucky.

Former Winter Soldier, working on my pardon and on becoming the White Wolf instead.

I'm a 106 and have a cat called Alpine.

Family

Ma - @winnifred-winni-barnes

Becca -

Friends

Stevie - @behind-the-shield ,

Sammy - @caplcnebird ,

Ravonna - @ravonna-lexus-renslayer

Sarah and her kids - @the-only-sister

[Dm/comment if you want to be added!]

[OOC] Lil headcanons for this Bucky:

Has grey hairs from all the stress since he started to remember back in CA:CW

Gay, for a long time he had internalized homophobia

He didn't cut his hair voluntarily (saw some1 once said he had to cut it for military reasons in tfatws)

Speaks multiple languages but can hardly remember which till he hears them.

The flip phone he brings to therapy is a burner phone

Not big on physical touch, depending on the person he might end up punching someone

Can be a bit forgetful (<- 97% is mun forgetting shi)

Had a crush on Steve since they were teens

His memory is quite tricky, he has trouble remembering good and/or recent things but he remembers quite vividly what he went through with Hydra

He can still get drunk, but it takes so much more drinking than normally

Heals fast but can heal wrong, needing to break it again to help it heal correctly

Anesthesia burns too fast

Blue-brown heterochromia

[Bucky is open for multiple ships, either with canon characters or ocs!]

[Note: this is a remake of the intro post!]

[buchnanbarnes]

Hai, just here to say that I officially wont be using this blog anymore. I wont be deleting it tho cus of the memories from it. Sorry if its too sudden, but going all summer without rping just to consider coming back and seeing like 10 rp blogs makes it hard 🥲

[buchnanbarnes]

Alpine follows me everywhere no matter what, it's cute but also sometimes she's chilling, maybe even sleeping but the moment she notices me leaving the room she follows me and then pretends it's a coincidence.

[buchnanbarnes]

Do the raccoon kids not know what personal space is? I don't care that it's a game. Give me my space.

[r0tttting]

Anonymously send me "would you ever" asks

[schrodingerspsycho]

I love the idea that all the Thunderbolts love to mess with Bucky because he doesn’t know anything about memes/modern slang/pop culture. And sure, Yelena, Ava, and Bob are all catching up on everything, but they know way more than Bucky does. Somehow even Alexi knows more (he might know the most, actually).

But then one day they’re all hanging out and someone makes a joke about stealing Bucky’s arm, and he says “you’re worse than the raccoon,” and they’re all just like. “What.” And he realizes that the one thing he has over the others is that he knew the original avengers.

So he starts dropping the craziest lore about them at random times, always something that they would have no way of verifying. Sometimes it’ll have something to do with whatever conversation they’re having, and sometimes it’ll be a complete non sequitur. He’s even left the room immediately after telling one of these stories on a couple occasions, and if it’s to heighten the air of mystery or because he couldn’t keep himself from laughing the others will never know.

At first they’re all convinced that it’s all bullshit, but then one day they’re on a mission with Ant-Man and Ava mentions something about it to Scott, and he confirms that yeah, whatever Bucky said is 100% true. Now they don’t know what to believe, and that makes it ten times funnier for Bucky.

At some point John tries to call Sam and ask him to clear things up, but he quickly realizes that Sam isn’t going to give him anything. If he even responds, it’s only to tell an even crazier story.

Of course Bucky knows that Natasha is off limits, and Yelena will call Kate to confirm or deny if he says anything about Clint. But eventually he’s told so many stories about all the others that he starts to lose track of everything he’s said. He blames it on his memory being damaged by hydra.

He only stops because Alexi, who believes every single story without fail, started spreading the stories to the press and Pepper sent them a cease and desist letter.

[buchnanbarnes]

Adding 40 trees was what I needed apparently.

[buchnanbarnes]

Aparently 130+ flowers were not enough, now it wants more trees.

[dont-call-me-val]

i was so confused until I saw the 'animal crossing' hashtag

[buchnanbarnes]

Good.

[buchnanbarnes]

Aparently 130+ flowers were not enough, now it wants more trees.

[buchnanbarnes]

hi buckyyyy !! how’s your acnh island going ?! :3

It's going alright, still waiting for the 3☆ rating but at least I got a new room in my house.

[bckysprincesss]

ooo !! that’s exciting !! i loooove upgrading and decorating my house :3 who’s your favorite villager that you have?? i feel like you’d like the kitties. /•᷅‎‎•᷄\୭

[buchnanbarnes]

My favorite is Felicity, she's also the only cat villager on my island so far.

[buchnanbarnes]

hi buckyyyy !! how’s your acnh island going ?! :3

It's going alright, still waiting for the 3☆ rating but at least I got a new room in my house.

[malfiora]

I really need the Thunderbolts New Avengers to find out that Bucky's legal first name is James. How long do you think it would take Walker to start calling him Jimmy?

[dont-call-me-val]

Jimmy and Johnny

[buchnanbarnes]

No.

[dont-call-me-val]

you don't like being called Jimmy?

[buchnanbarnes]

No

[dont-call-me-val]

sheesh, sorry everyone. the fun police has arrived

[buchnanbarnes]

Oh excuse me Val, for not wanting to be called Jimmy.

[dont-call-me-val]

if you call me Val again, I will be calling you Jimmy

[buchnanbarnes]

Don't.

[dont-call-me-val]

then don't call me Val, it's in the handle

[buchnanbarnes]

Alright, Valentina Allegra De Fontaine.

[malfiora]

I really need the Thunderbolts New Avengers to find out that Bucky's legal first name is James. How long do you think it would take Walker to start calling him Jimmy?

[dont-call-me-val]

Jimmy and Johnny

[buchnanbarnes]

No.

[dont-call-me-val]

you don't like being called Jimmy?

[buchnanbarnes]

No

[dont-call-me-val]

sheesh, sorry everyone. the fun police has arrived

[buchnanbarnes]

Oh excuse me Val, for not wanting to be called Jimmy.

[dont-call-me-val]

if you call me Val again, I will be calling you Jimmy

[buchnanbarnes]

Don't.

[malfiora]

I really need the Thunderbolts New Avengers to find out that Bucky's legal first name is James. How long do you think it would take Walker to start calling him Jimmy?

[dont-call-me-val]

Jimmy and Johnny

[buchnanbarnes]

No.

[dont-call-me-val]

you don't like being called Jimmy?

[buchnanbarnes]

No

[dont-call-me-val]

sheesh, sorry everyone. the fun police has arrived

[buchnanbarnes]

Oh excuse me Val, for not wanting to be called Jimmy.

[malfiora]

I really need the Thunderbolts New Avengers to find out that Bucky's legal first name is James. How long do you think it would take Walker to start calling him Jimmy?

[dont-call-me-val]

Jimmy and Johnny

[buchnanbarnes]

No.

[dont-call-me-val]

you don't like being called Jimmy?

[buchnanbarnes]

No

[malfiora]

I really need the Thunderbolts New Avengers to find out that Bucky's legal first name is James. How long do you think it would take Walker to start calling him Jimmy?

[dont-call-me-val]

Jimmy and Johnny

[buchnanbarnes]

No.

[buchnanbarnes]