Bros with benefits

i mostly just reblog stuff. autistic, nonbinary, evil under the right circumstances. 🇨🇦

[dni-archive]

[delilahnation]

[phaethoniic]

back to klavierposting... 🎤🎶

(comic based of this post which i haven't stopped laughing imagining it. like yes they'd be so annoying)

[pinkpegacorn]

so how do we feel about this one likes vibes wise

[antiverser]

Oh how I'll miss you beautiful blue and your delightful, suicidal ass boyfriend yellow

Based on Carnival by JC Leyendecker

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[caspercryptid]

If someone is doing things that don't make Sense, try to understand that it is entirely possible that their brain is probably under an enormous weight and fracturing under the pressure. People who have been stabbed will sometimes talk a circle around the fact that they've been stabbed because stress and shock prevent you from recognizing the distress you are in and what you need to do to seek help for it. PTSD will do this also. You will find yourself repeatedly jamming a bag of frozen fruit into the same spot in the freezer where it doesn't fit and keeps falling, over and over and over, focused on nothing but that bag. You will decide that a beanbag chair is 10000% necessary to your life. You will lose your entire shit because you stubbed your toe on a table and that means the whole setup of your furniture is wrong. These are largely harmless examples. People under strain will also hurt themselves and others. Cornered animals bite. And it doesn't heal the bite to go "Hey, are you okay?" But it might get you to an animal that stops biting, so you can start to heal. And before you had an animal that bit, you probably had an animal that kept doing shit you didn't understand as stress signals

[caspercryptid]

Mental illness is Off-putting. Trauma and stress make people hard to be around. There are no perfect victims. If your framework for someone under pressure are people who cry photogenically at home in the bathroom or at night when everyone else is asleep and then wake up and act like they're fine then you will fail to recognize it when your coworker who's normally really nice suddenly blows up on someone for leaving forks in the company sink.

Everyone is going through shit. And it doesn't make it okay for them to treat others badly, but it also sometimes makes it difficult for them to recognize that they're treating you badly, like the person on the phone with 9-11 who no longer realizes that he's telling the operator about his day and not answering questions. When your friend of ten years who has a new boyfriend suddenly starts being a massive bitch to you about your weight maybe she's just being a cunt, or maybe she's internalized some bullshit. You don't have to take that, but you Can go "Hey, what the fuck?" And that is often more helpful than you realize. It is easy to assume that someone who does something cruel is acting with intent, but especially in cases where someone's behavior changed in a short span of time, they aren't, any more than the person who is convinced the beanbag chair is going to fix them.

You don't have to give people endless chances. But you should give them at least one chance. Because on your worst week, it's going to be you crying at your friend's birthday party because she ran out of chili before you got to have some, and you're going to want some grace for yourself.

[acertainmoshke]

All of this and also, sometimes you just cannot control your reaction even if it’s harmful or mean. Which also doesn’t make it acceptable to treat people poorly, but it does tie into the give people a second or third chance and communicate before deciding they’re just terrible now

[apolladay]

do you have any of the following sleep or fatigue disorders?

sleepwalking/talking

night terrors/sleep paralysis

sleep apnea

delayed sleep phase disorder

advanced sleep phase disorder

non-24

narcolepsy

hypersomnia/insomnia

ME/CFS (myalgic encephalomyelitis)

multiple

one not listed

as far as i know i sleep normal

do you have any of the following sleep or fatigue disorders?

sleepwalking/talking

night terrors/sleep paralysis

sleep apnea

delayed sleep phase disorder

advanced sleep phase disorder

non-24

narcolepsy

hypersomnia/insomnia

ME/CFS (myalgic encephalomyelitis)

multiple

one not listed

as far as i know i sleep normal

Voting ended on5h

[bucketdono]

i have non-24 and have been manually tracking my energy since this january (this is zoomed out to about 3 months.) suggested this poll to help shed some light on the condition and some others, since i didn't know non-24 existed until a random reddit post i saw a couple years ago, and it immediately explained things. glad to see i've already helped a couple people

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[miyolks]

momma am inlove with a criminell !

[wildyounghearts]

didn't expect friend inside me to be gay. maybe i'm a bad person

(in a gentle and loving voice) YOINK

[lemondrop444]

new chapter means new deltarune text posts

i really want to do more for the flowers but i’m cooking still

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[felixer-of-life]

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[apolladay]

If you have a clitoris, how strongly does an orgasm feel good for you?

Very strong, not comparable to any other physical sensation

Strong, comparable to eating something which tastes very good

Weak, comparable to taking a piss

It doesn't feel good

No clitoris/results

If you have a clitoris, how strongly does an orgasm feel good for you?

Very strong, not comparable to any other physical sensation

Strong, comparable to eating something which tastes very good

Weak, comparable to taking a piss

It doesn't feel good

Never orgasmed

No clitoris/results

Voting ended onJul 1

[aropride]

i do not "Measure carefully" i do not "Use a pattern" i mark out some bullshit on some fabric and if it doesn't work i KILL EVERYBODY

[thehmn]

I don’t know if the Stobotnik shippers still exist but my brother put Sonic 3 on last night with Danish dub because his five years old son was watching along.

I’ve never watched the movie before so I have no idea what they say in English but during the final when Robotnik is speaking to the world on the big screen he calls Stone a spytslikker which directly translates to spit-licker, which means something like bootlicker except you’re subservient to one specific person instead of the whole system.

Robotnik tells Stone “You weren’t a spit-licker, you were a spit-friend!”

It probably won’t surprise you that spit-friend is a silly term for someone you’re in a situationship with, like “He’s not really his boyfriend, they’re just spit-friends”

So the Danish version of the movie just straight up says they’re lovers but Robotnik isn’t ready to be serious.

Happy Pride?

[bucketdono]

going swimming. you know what that means. fish