welcome 2 sleepytime kingdom

god’s sleepiest boydaughter; professional stopper and smeller of roses

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[mynameis---m]

Pardon?

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[bucketwench]

summer is for frank o’hara and the kind of grief that makes you feel lighter

[halondrus]

[dark-fri3ren]

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[unusual-suspects]

bell mare - david crawford

[bucketwench]

who up unlocking brand new kinds of nerve pain!

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[bucketwench]

this is what god intended for tuesday. capitalism doesn’t want you to know this.

[kosmogrl]

[gayvampyr]

this weather is perfect for bleeding out quietly beneath a tree while staring at the branches above you