welcome 2 sleepytime kingdom

ephemerality enjoyer

[wynsvre]

snoopy as gregor samsa

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[bucketwench]

who up beating they wheat? (it’s flax actually)

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[oneheadtoanother]

[bucketwench]

they pay me in WOIMS!!!!

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[fairycosmos]

the humble woolly mammoth

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[mynameis---m]

Pardon?

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things