Be nice to robots.

Cryptid from Illinois

[tchaikovskaya]

[despazito]

i’m a wizard and i conjure these

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[afloweroutofstone]

[deadybones]

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[april]

dont care didnt ask plus you cant even comprehend the horrors im about to summon

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[meanplastic]

DELEteee

[notlikingbestgirl]

jojo x mario rpg

[lcecreme]

jojo x mario rpg monday

[voidpaws]

addicted to jojo x mario rpg monday

[dulcetcrossing]

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

[jandjsalmon]

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

fucking yikes lol

[amberdamnn]

It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.

Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sushidragon]

….. o_o;;;

[thenatsdorf]

Dog wants to sit next to human.

[allieformentalhealth]

This might be the cutest thing I’ve seen all…year? At least all month?

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[noahnomore]

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[little-wulff]

he feet too big for he goddamn he

[afeelgoodblog]

Nurses show triplets to the father who passes out with excitement. Photo from 1946, when ultrasound did not exist