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I can’t believe we’ve come this far.
The thing about kids is that they’re so little
the bat nest 🦇
mmmm immortal jason but he doesn't figure it out until after he rejoins the batfamily. and he's also really fucking chill about it.
he figures out he's gonna Keep Coming Back no matter what when Alfred asks him to help clean the roof and while alone scrubbing out gutters he fucks up and falls off the ladder; completely snaps his neck.
he wakes up like twenty minutes later all healed and instead of freaking out, he decides that he's been through so much shit and his life is already so goddamn weird that honestly? so what if he can't die.
still concerns the fuck out of the rest of the family when jason wanders in a few hours later rubbing out the crick in his neck and when bruce asks how the roof went he goes "yeah, gutters clean. also i think i fixed death?"
"...jason what could that possibly mean." dick asks from across the room. jason shrugs.
"I dunno. fixed it."
he continues to make vague-ass uncaring comments that baffle the fuck out of everybody for the next few weeks, and they don't figure out what the hell he's talking about until one patrol they get into one of those tricky 'locked in a room and have to pick one of you to die' situations and jason just whistles, goes "man this would suck if i hadn't already fixed death," and then proceeds to shoot himself in the face in front of all the horrified bats.
he wakes up fifteen minutes later to bruce and dick having a shared panic attack on the floor, tim desperately trying to calm them down, and damian standing over him looking supremely disappointed as he goes "fucking 'fixed death' todd?? that's the only way you could think of phrasing it? i thought your special interest was fucking literacy."
in his defence he never got to finish high school.
STEPHANIE BROWN | BATGIRL
The batkids doing that thing where they start to panic when they don't see Bruce in one of his designated spots in the manor. They check his bedroom, his office, the living room, and the batcave and realize they have no idea where he is. You can just hear the escalation in their voices when it goes from "B!" To "Bruce!" To "Dad!"
does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat
not a cat, first off
snale
Tim: Hey Dick I just realized something
Jason: this can't be good
Dick: yeah Tim?
Tim: you're the same age as when Bruce adopted you, right?
Dick: .... what
Jason: *choked laughter in the background*
Bruce: what's going on?
Tim: Dick's the same age you were when you adopted him
Bruce: .....
Damian: I do not see what is so surprising about that you both are quite obviously old, it just means you're experienced
Bruce: *high pitch sound at being called "old"*
Jason: *wheezing, trying to breathe through the laughter*
Tim: I don't think Dick feels the same way, Dames. Look at him
Dick:
Dawg who are the other three next to Teds Blue Beetle
Commission I am working on rn :3
Yo…this is my first post on tumblr.. but here’s the Damian Wayne and he’s little precious kitty Alfred that I drew today!! 💞😼 ( you have no idea how many times I erased Damian’s face over and over again 💀)
2026 Tiny Robin Update
This is Battinson waiting for Clark to get off work and join him for dinner
Had to do something for Mermay before it ends
I think it would be so funny if a reporter accidently overhears one of the waynes insult batman under their breath, and like everyone is just flabbergasted till they realise that these are the Wayne's. Of course they know (and have beef) with batman.
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Tim, in a interview, trying to explain Wayne stocks or sum idk: well, yk Wayne industries wouldn't have to pay for so many building repairs if fucking batman stopped throwing bane into buildings-
Interviewer: what was that, Mr drake?
Tim: what was what?
Interviewer: right. What do you think Mr Wayne?
Bruce: ...
Bruce: fuck batman.
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Dick, being bombarded with paperazzi after a kidnapping: oh ffs couldn't batman save me from these snakes too.
Dick: I'm gonna fucking kill him.
Reporters: ???
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Kid recording a tiktok: hey! Mr Todd! What do you say about the rumors that the Wayne's hate batman?
Jason: huh?
Kid recording, shoving the phone closer to jason: thoughts on batman?
Jason, leaning into to the mic: fuck batman.
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Someone recording with shaky hands: *Duke Thomas walking out of a private gym, clearly having worked out and looking exhausted*
Duke: fuckass batman, I'm gonna beat his ass.
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Street kid #2: hey batman! Have you heard what the Wayne's are saying these days?
Batman: *batman noise*
Street kid: do u have a message for Bruce Wayne?
Batman, leaning in: Bruce, say it to my face next time you little bitch.
Batfam head turn around
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