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[guooey]

there are just two types of croissants in this big beautiful world……….

[catchymemes]

[jazyki]

Russian:

[animatedtext]

[7tny]

[eroscestlavie]

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[wreckedvibez]

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

“girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!”

i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs

[hellfyreak]

No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

yeah i’m fucking sure girls are lining down the block to get a piece of you

[psyducked]

how is it that of all people a fucking furry is disgusted by hair

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[catchymemes]

[larkandkatydid]

I love my dog and I love having a dog and I’m never loving dog-free again. HOWEVER, only cat owners experience the pure, altruistic love for a total asshole. The radiant joy of a cat person telling you about the disgusting demon cat that they clearly love is how God feels about us.

[yidquotes]

The last sentence is a winner.

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[velvettkid]

in this house we love and appreciate sai and his crop tops

[toucadofinn]

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[texashippiecowboy]

i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.