[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[buttwyatt]

me

[leupagus]

I’m retroactively furious at everyone who’s used this video as a meme because nothing they’ve ever used for the format is as funny as what she actually says and does here

[thecorefather]

it’s me

[saddfuture]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[heavensickness]

Jenny Holzer: In a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy

Me:

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[cutest-animals-here]

[running-batty]

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

[ftwobr2000]

Annual reblog.

[cosmomage]

In case you’re worried about being rude by ignoring the bell ringers. 

[frfdddd-deactivated20130606]

[unclefather]

[hyperspacial]

[onlytwitterpics]

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

[lakevida]

[barista who thinks you’re gay voice] so do you want like…almond milk or anything

[wychelm]

is this something

[the-memedaddy]