All The Dude Ever Wanted Was His Rug Back

I reblog stuff. And type whatever pops into my goddamn.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[everyday-cutephoto]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[mwagneto]

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

[mwagneto]

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[buffalo-bilbo]

[buffalo-bilbo]

https://gofund.me/94c537d68

[yournonbinarypal]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

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voter fraud, GO!

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

[segamascott]

what if it was called american happy story

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[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.