Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Centre

Martha, 30s, Lesbian

[buffskeleton]

anakin died how he lived............ getting electrocuted

[sloppystyle]

Four wild swipes

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Remaining time: 9 hours 4 minutes

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

[psygull]

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"

[psygull]

more importantly it's about shooting down a helicopter with your stupid gucci 10mm and then just standing there as it falls daring it to crash into you.

[buffskeleton]

wish id gone on propranolol years ago i thought it wasnt worth it because i generally wasnt that anxious anymore but turns out i was just constantly adrenaline spiking for all sorts of reasons like getting mad at stupid shit or thinking too much about a movie i liked or having a really good conversation i was just in constant overdrive for absolutely no reason

[tallmosse]

[itcanbefilmed]

Edge of the City (Martin Ritt, 1958)

[vergak]

John Carpenter's The Thang

[buffskeleton]

would loveee to have a dream about my dog where i dont remember she died like cant we just hang out for a bit

[jimjamjomjum]

— Because life isn’t all about FUN, Matt!! ——That is a SICK attitude!! It’s a sick attitude!

[pieces1982]

[buffskeleton]

my city does pride really late so thats what im doing all weekend just spending the whole time day drinking with my friends in the beautiful summer weather and im like ugh.... i hate leaving the house this often

[hopeless-eccentric]

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

[buffskeleton]

some guy has asked me if i want to go to his improv class and the very obvious sensible answer here is no but. im tempted to add an extra dimension to my nichols and may studies

[buffskeleton]

i did end up agreeing to this btw its in like an hour and also yesterday i saw the episode of ntbts where matt absolutely bombs at improv class and leaves humiliated so i think thats helping get me in the mindset

[buffskeleton]

it was literally fine

[buffskeleton]

some guy has asked me if i want to go to his improv class and the very obvious sensible answer here is no but. im tempted to add an extra dimension to my nichols and may studies

[buffskeleton]

i did end up agreeing to this btw its in like an hour and also yesterday i saw the episode of ntbts where matt absolutely bombs at improv class and leaves humiliated so i think thats helping get me in the mindset