blog of a frog

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[mf-dude]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[catasters]

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[violentoffender]

[7bitter]

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

[gegmar]

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[great-and-small]

“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

[transmanace]

@bugthingsdaily

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[elexecution]

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it