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THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, TRUE BELIEVERS! THE NEWEST HERO TO HIT YOUR DASHBOARDS IS HERE!

In the grand tradition of heroes who showed up uninvited and never left...

#intro post #introductory post #saturn46 #divider by strangergraphics #header made by me!#all art owned by its respective creators

agent13ronnie

Shippers claiming everything Steve did in the movies was because of Bucky is reductive of Steve's character.

#mcu steve rogers

Superboy Prime looks so fucking ugly.

He looks like Clark Kent yet is somehow so fucking ugly. Every single other super character looks good but him. Even baby Jon with his hoodie looked better than him.

Ugliest mf of all time. Truly. Always make fun of people who like him.

#anti superboy prime #saturn speaks #why is he so ugly?#i don't get it #not even the mora gentrification could save him

Andrew Garfield after sacrificing the TASM franchise so that we could get PeterMJ on screen again

#spiderman #mcu spiderman #tasmverse #code geass spoilers #cg spoilers #< just in case

Just cause I hate IronDad doesn't mean I hate Tony Stark. Like that's an interesting character to play around with.

#mcu #mcu tony stark #is he a war criminal? idk probably #but he's also not real so I'm chill with it #is it hypocritical for me to judge other characters but not tony?#yeah but like #idc #he did do a lot of stupid shit and civil war should not have gone down the way it did #but like y'all keep acting like he was some police state when by the time of that film he wasn't hands off #he was a reserve avenger by then #and gave control to pepper #and actively spent his life trying to do good even if he knew he couldn't #cause redemption isn't about fixing everything #its about trying

Y'all keep trying to make a Bruce/Clark/Lois dynamic works and it just won't cause there's no way Lois would ever be into Bruce

#saturn speaks #clark kent #lois lane #bruce wayne #THIS IS NOT ANTI BRUCE #i love him but let's be real Lois is not fucking with him #cause he's a billionaire #even if she found out he was Batman and helped people #she still wouldn't fuck him #cause again he's a billionaire #'let people have fun' NO I'M MEAN

sol-el

low-key need kal and lois to just start fucking screaming at each other

#like #i need her to just start swingin #in a way that says i care about you i am trying to open up to you #but you won't let me you aren't even here #etc.#i'm normal #like her 'we're just living in it' is like #i need her to scream at him like do you just think you're god? you're not #god im so #anyway!!!#< prev tags #absolute superman #yeah ok now we're going somewhere #clois #but make it early 20s mfs who keep getting shot at

"Lois loved Superman before Clark"

Well actually she didn't even know Superman that well and spent more time with Clark

"Oh, well in the DCAU-"

#anti dcau #it can't be overstated how badly that universe fucked up superman #stop recommending it to people #fucking watch maws #which tbh I don't love either but at least isn't the obnoxious loser the dcau makes Clark

anna-nexel

Some MARVEL and DC comic book fans are absurd in the sense that

“Yeah I’m a comic book fan I love talking about these characters IN CANON but I HAAAATE the comic book canon to its very core and think it should all be gone :3”

And like. I get not liking idiotic editorial decisions and current writers, sucks for everyone. But also I saw a guy claim that the Batman/Superman friendship is overrated and forced and it should not exist. What are we doing

joiningsaturn46

The constant refusal of canon and widespread acceptance that somehow fans understand these characters more is an idea that needs to be destroyed immediately especially if you are using older canon to refute the newer OOC moments

#dc comics #marvel 616 #not to hijack ops thread #but you do not ever know a character more than the author #because for something to be ooc there's needs to be an established character #which is the canon #fanon vs canon

nocontextspiderman

Spider-Man Unlimited #2 (1993)

orangei-sindy

joiningsaturn46

#spiderman #616 spidey

Anyways if i see one more bum pretend that hack fraud fuck ass loser mf Soldier Boy is even close to my goat Steve Rogers im killing everyone on this app

#saturn speaks #fuck soldier boy #and his fans #yes YOU too #anti soldier boy #this is not a Jensen hate post oh my god go away #idk what more tags to add #cause I don't feel like getting jumped

New 52 Superman might have been a stripped down version of the character with heavily inconsistent writing

BUT he never shook hands with Regan so we have that at least

#dc comics #superman #new 52 superman #i kid mostly #dont take it to heart y'all I love 90s superman #excpet his politics #and his hair #and Byrne #and the triangle gimmick itself (the stories are fine)#but other than that I like it

The Fox X-Men movies feel like Wolverine got blackout drunk at a bar and started recounting the X-Men's history. Every five minutes, he forgets what happened, makes himself sound cooler, or kills off a character because he can't remember what they were doing.

#fox xmen

There are no "New Avengers." There's the Avengers, led by Sam Wilson, an actual Avenger and the current Captain America.

And then there's the Thunderbolts*, a government PR project run by a power-hungry businesswoman.

#mcu critical #anti thunderbolts #sam wilson is captain america #and the leader of the avengers #simple as that

I'm gonna be so honest with y'all. Ancient Rome is boring as fuck. Find a new mythology to play with

#saturn speaks

The thing about the MCU Avengers as a whole is that you get ONE movie of them actually being the Avengers.

Avengers 2012 has them not become a team until the end. Ultron has them as a team sure but also was made with the explicit knowledge and foreshadowing of Civil War and causing more conflict. And then the rest of the MCU is them arguing and then dying.

All the off team stuff and being friends and that is just like, off screen or fanon. And it breaks what happened cause in universe they were so close they were family. They all felt safe with each other. But the films never convey this.

#mcu critical #am I crazy?#like they're not 'coworkers' or whatever people say #but also like #why did they not work together #more often

There's so much shit happening in the world and my life but I guess all my happiness left years ago cause my apathy is basically full.

I just want to live alone and be happy and maybe if I'm lucky meet someone but quite frankly I'd rather eat glass then spend the rest of my life the way it is

#saturn speaks

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