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@drscurvy
Now as one the greatest thiefs, a rare few have truly seen me! But today I felt quite generous, so I will be fully showing myself to you lovelies~
And you might wish to know even more about me! Well who am I to decline that from my adoring fans!
Age: 34
Height: 6'9 ft
Weight: Wouldn't you like to know, Cabin boy.
Relationship status: Single but I do have my good eye on somebody~
But if you wish to find out more, you need to wait! As the best treasures are worth fighting for~
Are you ready for the Slayoff, Igma? I got my sign all ready! Time to school this fool, betty!
-Your homeboy Rosch
Thank you, Rosch. I'm glad you made it here so early.
I'm all dressed and ready to go, and thanks to my secret weapon my hair is looking excellent. I also decided to wear that necklace you gave me - it's the perfect accent piece.
Cortex won't know what hit him... It's fitting that you called it a "slay-off", as when he turns up the sight of me is going to make him drop dead in shame from his pathetic outfit.
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Friends and Foes, Humans and non-Humans!
The moment you all have been waiting for has come! I present to you the MAD genius, the future ruler of the WORLD...
The KING of DISCO!
GOOO IGMA! GO! KILLING IT, NARCISSA!
Look at the two of you... Did you both want to dress up too? And your sign and those little soccer match clacky things, Rosch... I simply wanted you to show up, I didn't expect you both to go all out!
Thank you... This really means a lot to me. I guess I'll have to give it my all so I don't disappoint you, hm?
Still... He's good. I do have tricks up my sleeves, though...
My my! You didn't inform me that you would be bringing your very own cheer squad, Igma. Oh well, I don't mind. That just means there are more hopeful little hearts for me to crush under my plateau heels!
Soon you all will learn the true meaning of utter decimation! This slay-off is about to-
Doctor Igma! You look, well... not too shabby, I must admit. For an amateur, that is!
Are you seeing anybody? Don't answer that.
My apologies, I hope I'm not terribly late. I meant to be here early but the cat was feeling particularly ornery and tried to eat someone on the way here. Whole. It wasn't pretty, I had to pull them out myself.
Anywho.
Kick his ass, Narcissa.
I'M SORRY I OVERSLEPT! But I found my Ziggy Stardust costume for the occasion!
Go Narcy Go!
hoorey..!!
N. Gin, you fool! You're late.
...But I suppose I could forgive you, on account of the sheer size of my name etched into that asteroid. You sure know how to make a guy happy!
Very nifty.
Hope ya didn't forget the real star of this show~
There can only be one winner and I'm betting my whole booty to be number one.
Cortex that lipgloss does not suit you.
Hey, space cadet! You and what signs??
Clearly you didn't get the memo, but the dork club is located on the next islet over. Ha!
Seriously though, step aside or prepare to taste the extent of my disco-fueled wrath!
...Once I'm done with Doctor Igma, that is.
A disco fashion show?...
Without Me?!
Honestly Narcy?...
Wich is why I'll be rooting for the opposite team~
I mean really, who could beat the disco ball himself? Or erm.. should i say disco uh.. tri-..triangle? Whatever Cortex is, he's groovy~ ✨
Good luck, Babe~💕
Now there's two others joining in?? I need to clear this up...
Sidious, I barely know you. It would have been presumptuous of me to assume that we're friendly enough to invite you to anything... I didn't mean anything by it. My quarrel is with Cortex, not you.
And you! Scurvy! I have a lot of words I need to have with you, but now isn't the time. You need to stay out of this - this display of fashion prowess is between me and him!
I'm HERE! It's ME! I've MADE IT to the fashion battle! I was gonna be with auntie Narcissa's team because she gave me candy and didn't put me in a box but NOW MY DAD IS HERE! TEAM SCURVY! I LOVE YOU DAD, YOU CAN DO IT! YIPPEEEEE!!!
HI SWEETIE, OH YOU LOOK LIKE LIL MISS MULTIVERSE!!! When papa wins this thing, we're gonna get icecream with you and Snappy! But first, I must do my adult duties first...
*breath in* HI SIDDY, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL AS ALWAYS! Love that dress colour on you! And as for you Corte- Wait auntie Narcissa?
Couldn't be...
Donut girl...?
Are you ready for the Slayoff, Igma? I got my sign all ready! Time to school this fool, betty!
-Your homeboy Rosch
Thank you, Rosch. I'm glad you made it here so early.
I'm all dressed and ready to go, and thanks to my secret weapon my hair is looking excellent. I also decided to wear that necklace you gave me - it's the perfect accent piece.
Cortex won't know what hit him... It's fitting that you called it a "slay-off", as when he turns up the sight of me is going to make him drop dead in shame from his pathetic outfit.
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Friends and Foes, Humans and non-Humans!
The moment you all have been waiting for has come! I present to you the MAD genius, the future ruler of the WORLD...
The KING of DISCO!
GOOO IGMA! GO! KILLING IT, NARCISSA!
Look at the two of you... Did you both want to dress up too? And your sign and those little soccer match clacky things, Rosch... I simply wanted you to show up, I didn't expect you both to go all out!
Thank you... This really means a lot to me. I guess I'll have to give it my all so I don't disappoint you, hm?
Still... He's good. I do have tricks up my sleeves, though...
My my! You didn't inform me that you would be bringing your very own cheer squad, Igma. Oh well, I don't mind. That just means there are more hopeful little hearts for me to crush under my plateau heels!
Soon you all will learn the true meaning of utter decimation! This slay-off is about to-
Doctor Igma! You look, well... not too shabby, I must admit. For an amateur, that is!
Are you seeing anybody? Don't answer that.
My apologies, I hope I'm not terribly late. I meant to be here early but the cat was feeling particularly ornery and tried to eat someone on the way here. Whole. It wasn't pretty, I had to pull them out myself.
Anywho.
Kick his ass, Narcissa.
I'M SORRY I OVERSLEPT! But I found my Ziggy Stardust costume for the occasion!
Go Narcy Go!
hoorey..!!
N. Gin, you fool! You're late.
...But I suppose I could forgive you, on account of the sheer size of my name etched into that asteroid. You sure know how to make a guy happy!
Very nifty.
Hope ya didn't forget the real star of this show~
There can only be one winner and I'm betting my whole booty to be number one.
Cortex that lipgloss does not suit you.
I hate men, if you’re a man i hope you go bald
What's the diferent from a male and a female???
Well you see-
Hmm…
You know, there was a time when I had a sure answer to this question, but I really don’t know anymore. I think you have to ask someone smarter than I.
But what I mean is those- CHADS! With the smile and the i d e a s that they just NEED your help to bring to fruition! Blah blah blah! Malarkey!!
Don’t fall for it Et-Her! Turn the tide!
This might be the only thing we can fully agree on bugboy.
Sir, if you don't want stay with Kids why you in pass act like kinda ok having me around?
- Et-her
Its better to stay on the good side of a tremendously powerful being, if you ask me. Plus, despite you hanging out with "RoScH", I think you have potential of doing something great...
You're not cold because you're on a tropical island off the coast of Australia. It's just turned spring on the mainland right now, so of course you wouldn't be feeling frosty.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS PLACE IS THIS?! If it wasn't for the cuntoff, I'd be heading back home!
Language!
It’s a slay-off! Get the branding right! Marketing would eat you alive.
MY DAD CAN SAY CUNTOFF WHENEVER HE DAMN WANTS AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT MARKETING!
Aww, thank you sweetheart! Don't mind the mean Roach man, he's just jelous he doesn't have a cool cowboy fit like me.
Counting my blessings that I dodged that child-shaped bullet and stood my ground on the “no kids” rule.
I thought I recognized that stink! Tick down a point for old Rosch!
I'm gonna shove a living tick in your urethra if you keep at that-
You're not cold because you're on a tropical island off the coast of Australia. It's just turned spring on the mainland right now, so of course you wouldn't be feeling frosty.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS PLACE IS THIS?! If it wasn't for the cuntoff, I'd be heading back home!
Language!
It’s a slay-off! Get the branding right! Marketing would eat you alive.
MY DAD CAN SAY CUNTOFF WHENEVER HE DAMN WANTS AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT MARKETING!
Aww, thank you sweetheart! Don't mind the mean Roach man, he's just jelous he doesn't have a cool cowboy fit like me.
You're not cold because you're on a tropical island off the coast of Australia. It's just turned spring on the mainland right now, so of course you wouldn't be feeling frosty.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS PLACE IS THIS?! If it wasn't for the cuntoff, I'd be heading back home!
Fall is supposed to be cold, why isn't cold, this place fucking sucks
Have you heard? There's going to be a big style competition on the islands between Cortex and that one scientist that stays in her bunker all the time! I've heard that a lot of people are going to be watching...
Gurl, I hatched to compete.
Okay, I wanted to try my hand at one of these!
Picrew tag game! Make yourself using this picrew!
Here's mine!
Feel free not to participate to those I've tagged:
@fossilizedpr0tienpowder @forestshadow-wolf @bringinsexybackk69 @axelaxolotl09 @eiraeths @resident-idiot-simp @meowmeowriley @thejacketscloset @the-starry-raven @myriadblvck
(also you can participate even if you're not tagged! Go wild!!!! <3)
Fine, since ya'll keep tagging me I'll tag you back!!
Make you and/or your self insert!! *affectionately points a gun at you*
Left is me, and right is Rookie ✨️
Takes a deep breath* @pestomoment @gravitytrips @sewerdraws @scouts-cosplays @the-depressed-comedic-relief @blackberryhexee @aniolleq @bittersweet-zarzamora @canisxx @death-by-moth @slobber-teeth @pastel-medic
If I forgot to tag you, smite me and do this anyway. <Friendly reminder, it's no pressure. Just shits and giggles.>
Thank you for tagging me! I appreciate it!
Below is me! :D
Now for tags!
@sherlocktheravencat @slemhosta @littleguyconnor @the-c0nquerer-w0rm @askfordoodles
I uhhhh don’t know who else would want to be tagged, but if you see this and want to participate, please do! It’s quite fun!
Got tagged!
Tagging off the top of my head, open invite free to decline
@stxrwizard @lee-hoots @cryptholomew @thephantomcube9402 @haypatbro @circusboogaloo @jujuluumuu
@the-man-from-the-microwave
@the-c0nquerer-w0rm
So, what's your story? How did you get to the islands? Is there anyone here who catches your eye?
Ah, asking bout my past hm? Well, now, ay don't particularly talk about that with strangers but if you insist...
Ay arrived here looking for sanctuary, the navy has been on my ass for way too long. But alas, my motor broke down so now ay'm a semi permanent resident for the dismay of some of you.
And yes. Ay am looking for someone in particular. Someone who means very much to me... I truly hope she still regonizes me after all these years...
I am calling the navy i am going to tell on you
NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST
So, what's your story? How did you get to the islands? Is there anyone here who catches your eye?
Ah, asking bout my past hm? Well, now, ay don't particularly talk about that with strangers but if you insist...
Ay arrived here looking for sanctuary, the navy has been on my ass for way too long. But alas, my motor broke down so now ay'm a semi permanent resident for the dismay of some of you.
And yes. Ay am looking for someone in particular. Someone who means very much to me... I truly hope she still regonizes me after all these years...
Ay'm this close to sewing a new arm on your stump. Atleast cool people get a hook or a canon if they get their hand ripped off by the cursed navy...
- Dr.Scurvy
Ps. You're a dunce
You’re NOT TOUCHING me OR my arms! EVER! And for your information: it grew out again! So you can take your useless hook and shove it.
Ooouh hoook! Coool! It’s about as useful as a LEGO HAND in the FLESH WORLD.
“Yea SURE! I can pick up this cup! As long as it is the exact diameter of a LEGO cup!” USELESS. Out of style.
Look at how large and stupid you write your name!! Red?? The most popular sharpie in kindergarten?? That things is always DRY. LIKE YOU.
DRY.
I am not a dunce!!!
SHARPIES ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW-
AND ITS HARD TO WRITE IN CURSIVE WITH ONE EYE FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF. So you try it once I bust your iris like ay'm gonna bust in yo-
[rest of the message is violent stick drawings of Scurvy killing Rosch in many ways + bunch of Finnish swearwords]
Has Snappypants returned from the delivery?
Me sweet boy, has sadly gotten distracted by butterflies and is now frolicking trough flowers...
Oh god make it stop, theres too many boops
What the fuck is booping, and why haven't I gotten one, im being bullied
