Bug🐞

Im Bug (she/they) Im here for the vibes alone and sometimes i make art

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“I asked chatgpt-“ yeah well I ask Rupert Giles from hit 90s show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and he said “I’ll have to consult my books!”

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Shane and Hayden are only child solidarity

Ilya and Jackie are little brother older sister solidarity

Thank you

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I have something I need to share about My Cliff and Cater head-canons because it won’t leave my head.

First Cliff Marlow has 3 lesbian older sisters and the youngest one they thought was straight but realized she was Bi in her 20s. Those girls raised Cliff to be the biggest ally you’ve ever seen and also a huge feminist.

Carter Vaughn is a middle child. He has an older sister who realized she was a lesbian in middle school cut herself a pixie cut and started wearing flannels. His other siblings was an accident and he was almost 12 when they were born. They come out as trans ftm in 2017 to Carter

This is why 2017 was the best year of Carters life. His best friend and brother came out to him and he own the Stanley cup

Then the reason Cliffs sister realized she was Bi is because she met Carters older sister at a club and they passionately made out and started dating 12 hours after they met.

Cliff and Carter don’t realize this for years.

That’s it thank you.

[ultimatekiller]

OUCH.

[bugslady1124]

THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE! Now make them kiss.

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Me and my friends have created a crack heated rivalry AU

Heated Rivalry yuri duck duck goose AU

Duck Duck Goose is now a televised sport and the thing bringing all its popularity is a rivalry between two girl and the sentiment heard around the world is "WE WANT YURI"

Anyway I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes.

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Reheating the cottage episode for the [redacted number] time and why has nobody pointed out that David backed his car into the dirt driveway?

Shane parked normal. But David clearly backed in because when we see him driving off (doing the Hollander Goodbye lmao) he drives forward.

David is such a middle aged dad. I feel like men in their 50s love backing into parking spots as a fun little flex. Love that for him.

Also he parked next to Shane's car so he knew he was likely walking into something secretive lol

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

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All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

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Ilya Rozanov is the type of guy that anytime he finds a foggy window/mirror he draws a heart and puts SH + IR in the heart and shows Shane every time.

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Who would I be from Falsettos but it’s Shane and Ilya as Marvin and Whizzer. Shane is Marvin and Ilya is Whizzer. I was listening to the song and it made me think of them. Now I’m upset.

Edit: also could be used in an AU of Shane thinking about Ilya after Ilya gets dementia and dies.

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OK UPDATE TO PREV POST

I’m getting Tomadochi life!!! It’s coming on Saturday and then I will be unreachable for 3-5 business days sleep will no longer be a necessity because now I’m going to make the fanfic of my dreams. Until then I must watch on in jealousy like that one Sponge bob meme. <3 I’m sorry for what I’ll become when I get my hands on this game.

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane’s ideal date was being able to go around ilya’s boston house and touching everything and asking three million questions.

[blushingrozy]

everyone on my dash: posting super in-depth, lengthy, beautiful essays abouy ilya and shane and their relationship. creating whole new headcanons that are very accurate. discussing every frame from the show and adding new details to it with the books in mind.

me: i think ilya had dragostea din tei as his ringtone on his prepaid phone in 2004

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i’m thinking of the line after shane finds out about the the plane incident: “shane would have died too. alone, and secretly, and for the rest of his life” and the way hudson is going to bring that to life on screen 🙃

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Ilya and Shane fixing one of their cars together because domestic and then getting horny and fucking on the just fixed car and somehow breaking it again. That’s it.

[pigeonriot]

ilya at some point in time learns the idiom "hold your horses" and to his team's dismay starts using it willy-nilly and he also says "hold your centaurs" instead of horses

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Can I just say, thank GOD David only saw them kissing and Ilya copping a feel. He could have walked in and seen way more than he needed to. Even if he hadn’t seen anything, he could have heard Shane getting his back blown out

[stabthroughme]

We all know Ilya shoves his head under Shane's shirts/sweaters/etc. This is basically canon atp.

Please imagine Weibe looking for Ilya and just not registering Ilya's under Shane's shirt. Keeps looking even though he's "found" Ilya.

Ilya's giggling. Shane's all warm and mushy at the sound of it and doesn't want his lovely weighted blanket of a husband to get pulled away from cuddle time.