we could plant a house, we could build a tree.

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[tinsnip]

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

4. bills

[zephror]

squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos

[lesbianmichelmishina]

if anyone is wondering “how the fuck?”: this was a pretty complicated thing that marvel set up, where they evaluated each hero and villain’s capabilities based on who they defeated, how they defeated them, who they were defeated by, and so on.

except, as it turns out, squirrel girl has defeated a LOT of powerful villains. case in point, her very first appearance has her solo-defeating doctor doom, without the help of iron man (who was nearby). this was also one of the few occasions where doom was defeated and it WASN’T a doombot. this turned squirrel girl into kind of a meme once the story hit the internet for obvious reasons, even though this story was just a one-shot. so then marvel brings her back, and has her defeat three villains in one comic, INCLUDING THANOS. (they even had other characters confirm that it wasn’t a trick, it wasn’t a fake thanos, that was actually thanos and he lost to squirrel girl because she set squirrels on him.)

the result? squirrel girl always wins. if there is an argument about “who would win?”, and squirrel girl is one of the options, then she wins by default because she’s squirrel girl. and this means that squirrel girl has to be the most powerful character in marvel by raw stats, because she always wins. you genuinely can’t beat squirrel girl.

by the by: she’s coming to the mcu soon in the new warriors tv show. that should be entertaining.

[sovietsofficial]

Local Furry Is Too Powerful, More at 11

[spideyjlaw]

IT’S WHAT WE DESERVED

[stream]

Titan: so we are facing extinction, anyone have any ideas?

Thanos:  I have an idea

Titan: Is it murder?

Thanos: I no longer have an idea.

[incorrect-avac-quotes]

Iron Man: what the fuck

Fury: watch your motherfucking languge

[all-da-fandom]

[ironmess]

me: make more movies with black and gay people

inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????

[hajskaeg]

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

[leoholzer]

[buckhannan]

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[khanos-deactivated20220729]

whether or not I’m attractive now is another thing, but being socialized as ‘ugly’ and ‘undesirable’ in public school early on has really taken a toll on me

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[allanimanga]

Happy Odaiba Day!

[black--lamb-blog]

I hope August is a good month for all of you

[thnksfrthebands]

Marvel fans walking back into the cinemas for Avengers 4 in 2019

[ourmarvelousuniverse]

I would’ve paid good money to see Luis do a recap of the Captain America: Civil War airport fight scene

That 👏🏼 would 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 been 👏🏼 comedic 👏🏼 gold 👏🏼

Source: MCU News & Tweets

[buildatree]

WHY NOT!? OMG.