a legend that grew in the telling

"How am I feeling? Well, my ribs are cracked, my nose is broken and my left arm seems to have been dislocated, but it's nothing which shouldn't fix itself up in a day or two, ma'am."

[beybuniki]

nuisance (<3)

[leighlew3]

[tariqah]

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

[tariqah]

Eid Mubarak…

[iwatchsmiggles]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[alientitty]

💀

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[greelin]

“what if someone ever recognized your writing style from fanfiction” that would be really fucking funny actually. Who cares

[savsketches]

colorsss 🥭

[savsketches]

💥🥊

tips

[scorpiooluvr]

you know what 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 just in case

[swagvo1d]

let's hug with mama

[fihella]

Clocked him💕

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[crow-folio]

well. now I need this

[06-archive]

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition