Becoming My Own

Hmu, always love friends! Insta:ALBYRD97 Snapchat: alexbyrd97 Have a good day!!

[filmtribv]

You have your mother’s eyes.

[americaninfographic]

Cat Behavior

[cleoolsson]

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

[mogifire]

[dogg]

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[tooquirkytolose]

No magical chosen hero’s quest until you turn 18!!

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[buildingmefrommyashes]

I’m

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

[anxietyproblem]

[papapupi]

Are you fucking kidding to me?

[donaldgloversnephew]

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

[memewhore]

[maydaytrippe]

[trainthief]

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

[trainthief]

Great news this morning I had my first appointment with my therapist since quarantine hit and he said the exact same thing in the exact same way

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[prolificpencomics]

Sorry. Forgot to upload this one last week.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Same man!

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Finally a Japanese man that gets some heat

[anarchosurfism]

You can tell by his wife’s face that this man fucks

[andrew-jackedson]

Actually you can tell by this man’s paternity leave that he fucks

[okujo-deactivated20210225]

I believe this only works if you live in Arizona (correct me if I’m wrong) but please spread so people can email the senator to stop this

[astrofruit]

i live in texas and put in my actual address, it worked just fine for me!