all these things I've done

Patrick Hartnett. Linguistics Professor at Sky High. It's a pleasure.

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Lets wake everyone up at 3:30 in the morning then proceed to lay in bed and look sleepy. #pongo #dogsofinstagram #whathaveigottenmyselfinto?

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Downfall of owning a dog...

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  That’s even better!

Oh lord no, not that book. Fucking thing made me sob. Marley as in Bob Marley and Lennon as in John Lennon.

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It's rather...dorky? But I like it.

Perfection~ What sort of dogs? 

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Downfall of owning a dog...

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  Pongo, oh my god, that’s the greatest name ever. Like you would a toddler really. Marley is my trouble maker, Lennon is better at sleeping properly but sometimes I wake up to a crash in the kitchen from Marley getting into something.

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It's pretty cute, isn't it? Elias convinced me to name him that, what with him being a dalmatian and all. We've got Pongo and Bentley, nightmares the pair of them.

Oh that's cute - Marley like Bob right? Not like that horrible depressing book about the dog? 

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Downfall of owning a dog...

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  Me too, buddy. Me too.

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As much as I love Pongo, I wish I knew how to regulate his body clock.

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Downfall of owning a dog...

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  Holy shit… There is a manual?

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I wish there was one.

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Downfall of owning a dog...

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

  Oh yeah, the second closest thing to having a child is owning a dog. I get pounced on when my dogs need something.

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...why wasn't that in the manual?

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Downfall of owning a dog...

it doesn't know the difference between 3:30 in the morning and 6 in the afternoon. And decides sticking it's tongue in every orifice is a good way to wake you up.

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New Years is like...

a constant reminder of the plus sides of being a robot.

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our love is like water pinned down and abused for being strange our love is no other than me alone for me all day our love is like water/angels pinned down and abused all over you, all over me the sun, the fields, the sky I've often tried to hold the sea the sun, the fields, the tide pay me now, lay me down

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Despite the fact this is a woman's top...

[notthebigreddog]

  They pretty much all end up that way. So I’d keep that in mind if I were you.

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...with me vomiting and you cleaning it up?

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[notthebigreddog]

  Well, the decisions I seem to deem best you ignore, so…

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And how well do my own decisions seem to work out? Like that one time I thought it was a great idea to eat seven day old Chinese food and you told me not to and I ended up vomiting for three hours.

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[elias-bradshaw]

  I think it’d be a mix of both.

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...I'm contemplating finding something horrible to wear in front of you now. Just to see it.

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[notthebigreddog]

  Pretty sure I do. I think it’s a requirement for the whole best friend gig. 

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Maybe you should start just making my decisions for me. It sounds like the safest bet.

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[elias-bradshaw]

  I’m pretty sure you could wear the most atrocious thing in the world and you’d still impress me, mon pouls~

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If I was to come out in something truly horrendous I see you being more impressed out of shock rather than awe my dear.

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[notthebigreddog]

  Well I’ve known you long enough. 

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Somedays I think you know me better than I know myself, asshole.

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Despite the fact this is a woman's top...

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  And that’s a bad thing…. why?

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Oh I'm not complaining, baby. On the contrary, it makes dressing to impress far easier for me.

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Despite the fact this is a woman's top...

[notthebigreddog]

  Nailed it.

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You know my wardrobe so well it's kind of frightening.