The Coven of Crotch Mounted Protection

I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" P.S. Homestuck

[lumycena]

Feeling festive while listening to Sia’s Christmas Album 🎄❤️

[lumycena]

❤️ these pointy chin boys 🙏

[lumycena]

oh my gOD

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

hey, you got any advice on how to get better at

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[blurchur]

The noise that made my heart melt

[dicksplit]

Live Laugh Nut

[findchaos]

ChaosLife: Peter Portraits

He’s complicated. …-ly weird.

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[thatsthat24]

Had the place to myself tonight, so naturally… 😁

[ultrafacts]

Source/article: [x]

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[homosxual]

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

[theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[homosxual]

a post from me

[draintheblood]

ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots

[myremlife]

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I have officially lost all faith in my generation.

Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.

Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp

Goodbye world

I no longer want to associate with these people

Ever again

[draintheblood]

tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds

[simplyixia-blog]

how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money

[almondarcade]

i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me

[freejimmer-blog]

I’m crying bc that person saying tik tok is a song for privileged people

[cryhaver-deactivated20160707]

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[lawfulgoodness]

shoutout to all those folks who were about to identify with this post and then suddenly felt super old

shoutout to the computer room dwellers glued to pre-internet computers

shoutout to misspent youth wasted on Zork and Kings Quest and Commander Keen

shoutout to that friend with Wolfenstein and Leisure Suit Larry

shoutout to coupler modems and MUDs and usenet

shoutout to beige computers and particle board “computer desks” and 3.5 floppies and 5.25 floppies and OMG a color monitor!!!

shoutout to the dawn of the information age, which you spent mostly just playing Lemmings or shouting down the hallway “DON’T PICK UP THE PHONE!”

[malkavivian]

Wow, simply amazing.

[superrobert-deactivated20200513]

If Pokemon Sun & Moon is real, we’ll all be saying Pokemon S&M and idk how to feel about that

[lunaticobscurity]

[heavyelectricity]

[arbor-viridanus]

[sandandglass]

President Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2016

[darlinghogwarts]

Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.

[memewhore]

[beardset]

fucking destroyed

[dailycrest]

get rekt

[thelastampersand]

A lot of people seem to be down this week/morning, so here’s a picture of a baby Musk Ox to brighten your day.