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20 male bi white

[memewhore]

[blizzardofjj]

I would show up to listen

[werewolf-usa]

[vampire-eros]

[nyancrimew]

we are past swifties calling themselves punks and have arrived at swift calling herself punk

[ruckuscauser]

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

My favourite thing about these videos wherein a cat is Experiencing Chopped Onions is that no one's ever forcing them to stay but they just. Never leave. They're always just sitting or standing there and having a shit time of it and they never leave.

Geniuses, all of them.

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[omtai]

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

[mickjustmademylist]

fucking. what?

[i-believe-in-u]

I feel like this picture really gives it context

[evilscientist3]

you know how it is with spaghetti

[chthonicillness]

?????

[beebfreeb]

You don't like wasps? See her digging? See her building a house? You don't like her? She built a little houseee.

[queen0ftheflies]

she also stung me

[beebfreeb]

So cool I like her a lot

[plastidecor]

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

[rockdistributor100]

[tintinintibet]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Penis-Stealing Primate Post

[scramratz]

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

[queercoded-disney-villain]

The three genders.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[doomedvoyages]

same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!

[doomedvoyages]

best and funniest possible response. Sorry you're such a cuck and you just take whatever the boss gives you, me and my big meat brothers will be grabbing management by the ankles and shaking what we want out of their pockets and what are they gonna do? We're teamsters

[an-ambient-girl]

thinking about the 90's hentai comic where the dude's doorknob is a girl and she gets off whenever he puts the key in her

[an-ambient-girl]

im doorknob

[chateauofmymind]

best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable

[gooeykit]