bumblebeebei

I don't know how to tumblr ._.

[valeria2067]

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[britney2007spears]

“omg girls my crush is coming”

“what should we do”

“just act normal”

[ittybittybrittbratt]

Aww he’s tryin to teach her how to Hula Hoop 😂

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

lmao she killing it

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lmaoooooo my as a grandmother

[blackfashion]

Something to make you smile

[diycraftsnmore]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This video gave me pink eye.

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

[bloomflowersbloom]

[stimman3000]

.

[w0wls]

When the effects dont load right

[queenstravelingdarling]

????

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Laminar Flow Effect ☺️

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[x00-deactivated20190815]

[bangedandbitter]

Pinnacle of technology

[theambassadorposts]

LMAFO bye

[3rdeyechakra]

[thetattedstoner]

When they miss me with the bullshit

[ryoubakvra]

most blessed social interaction of the day? there was a dog in the car next to me at a stop light and his owner noticed me cooing over him so she rolled the window down and i rolled mine down and she shouted “HIS NAME IS CHECKERS!” and i said “HI CHECKERS!” and checkers, that amazingly good boy, lit up like a christmas tree and wagged his beautiful tail

[thedudeleftthebuilding-deactiva]

[welcometoyouredoom]