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[bumrushpatty]

...I love your Hunks <3

... wow thanku <33333333333333333 i love him....

[bumrushpatty]

Hannor (??) with dom connor and bottom Hank i guess sdks under (edit: some tense issues)

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“Come on, fuck!” Hank growled, half in pain and half in something else as he was pushed up against the wall by Connor. Connor, with his usual stony expression, had the lieutenant in a rear wrist lock, holding the left arm of his superior behind the back of him. Connor registered both Hank’s raised heart rate and temperature around his face; probable cause would be the anger response of being prevented from consuming an amount of alcohol that could damage his body and then being constrained after his aggressive outburst. “Lieutenant, please calm down so we can talk about this.” Connor squeezed Hank’s wrist as he emphasized on the word “talk”.

The only response Connor gets is a low groan and breathy expletives which is unusual considering Hank usually has a lot to say, especially when inebriated and accosted by Connor. The regular blue LED spins in yellow as Connor initiates a scan. Perhaps he could find some other reason for this unusual behavior. The first thing Connor notices in the scanning process is the accumulating points of body heat, the flush of the face that had been previously assumed by Connor to be a mix of anger and high alcohol blood levels, took on another meaning as the warmth was pooling between the older man’s legs. Connor raised an eyebrow, interesting.

Connor leaned into Hank, pushing him further flush against the wall he had him pinned to, which earned him not only the usual swearing but also a stammered call of his name. Connor decreased the distance between his mouth and Hank’s ear to ask “Do you… like this, Lieutenant?” with a voice that would make anyone else inclined to assume innocent curiosity. “Fuck…. You….” Was all Hank said, the usual vehemence nowhere to be heard and arching his back slightly, so slightly only an android would be able to perceive it. Connor smiled, his led a brilliant blue.

[bumrushpatty]

https://my.w.tt/C70cWe5CJO

Quick short smut of Hank and Connor

[bumrushpatty]

I read a cute fic about Ford getting a bj while he held his hands behind his back politely. 

my burning love for the grunkles was reignited by the grunkle dating sim, bless their hearts!

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[evengirlierballs]

This is a very different thread than the other one.

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[bumrushpatty]

[bumrushpatty]

reblog if you’d smoke weed with saul goodman!!!!!!

[ghostpoot]

Incredibles 2: Winston Deavor expressions by Tony Fucile

[bumrushpatty]

sweet, the character I’m going to obsess over for this movie. 

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[bumrushpatty]

the gif compression is making his face scrunch up unnaturally and it’s making me throw up

[blaruto]

I love this visual, the colors, the details that Rebecca Sugar gives us. It’s just beautiful and pure.

[bumrushpatty]

yeah the butthole vision in the first five is aesthetic 

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

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[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[bumrushpatty]

i have never laughed at a tumblr post but this did me in

[bumrushpatty]

mob psycho 100 is a good show

(sorry for being late)

[snoozlebee]

tumblr’s current obession w/ villifying calarts is pretty hilarious given that basically all art schools are too expensive/kind of a crapshoot

[featherless-wings]

So much of the criticism seems to be “how dare you be popular, and draw rounded faces” and I’m like…..of all the things

[bumrushpatty]

You’re minimizing the criticism to fit your narrative, stop that.

I think it’s mostly because CalArts seem to be where you have to go to get into the industry and not by your own skill but by abiding to the Artstyle Of The Gods i.e. Steven Universe, Gravity falls, Star uuh the one with the magical girl and others. 

And the artist that got in the crossfire had this to say when people confronted them with the fact that they drew Kylo Ren super ugly “We’ll he’s ugly so what” like there isn’t a person behind that character. Like Driver hasn’t expressed how anxious he gets because he doesn’t have  what you would call a ‘hollywood face’.

Also they drew some trans men with giant tits and borderline racist caricatures of Boyega from starwars or whatever lol

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[bumrushpatty]

it’s disgusting how talented this artist is

and that moist actually kindof looks a little bit sympathetic, good job!

[bumrushpatty]

First porn of the year of a friends oc

[bumrushpatty]

kylo ren is a virgin

pass it on

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[bumrushpatty]

wow this is CUte AS FUCK

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person who likes it in your school or whatever is this weirdo angry greaseboy?? And you can like kind of get along JUST talking about The Thing and like if you have a conversation about literally anything else you cant stand it cuz hes just that bad. and he takes the fact that you also know what anime is as a sign that youre into him??? Thats kylo ren to me

[bumrushpatty]

this is why i love kylo ren