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you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

Giant Otter

Smacka smacka smacka

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

fashion-runways

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halondrus

cutecipher

can you put that thing on a leash?

ok

Eepy

Chicken leg technique.

carolinawrenn

Spring Light. Made by Stephanie Wilds.

novemberocean

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Its a quilt

all-mammal-creechur

Kimberley Rock Rat Zyzomys woodwardi

Lives in the northern tropical part of the Northern Territory and adjacent Kimberley region of Western Australia, in high-altitude closed forest. Biologists have proposed that Zyzomys woodwardi speciated from Zyzomys argurus around 8,000 years ago due to a large flood that increased the wetness of the environment.

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innovadesexual

biocrafthero

amygdalae

How i look when I see a loud noise

amygdalae

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

michaelnordeman

Blackbird/koltrast. Värmland, Sweden (March 31, 2023).

dragongirlsnout

dude you can't hate me just because my pussy secretes a rich and viscous royal jelly that enthralled your girlfriend. get over it already

dragongirlsnout

ok. director's cut: i always pictured this exchange taking place in a nice café. like a "latte is 8.65 but it's a good latte" kind of café. and you get little brass numbers for your order to put on the table. but anyways; i'm getting coffee with this cishet couple. like hetero jessica and jakey. and he's already a little unhappy; maybe he didn't get the big contract at work, maybe he thinks this place is too fancy, maybe he doesn't like that his fiancé dragged him out for coffee with "one of those people". the specifics aren't important. at some point he goes to the bathroom, curses at the open-neck dual-cartridge burnished nickel faucet those fancy cafés love to have that always splash you, so on & so forth. but when he gets back, his beautiful college sweetheart is sitting on the floor between my legs with a dopey smile on her face and just absolutely SMEARED in orange goop. my legs and thighs too. very short dress. nothing left to the imagination. and of course jakey is not having any of it; he's spitting and screaming and whining and bargaining and what have you, but the other café patrons just start getting annoyed at him. someone`s grandmother tells him to stop making such a ruckus.

and there you have it!