fire trucks and ice cream trucks
All right, so imagine that when every baby is born, theyâre given one of two vehicles - either an ice cream truck or a fire truck. this vehicle is more than just a job or a mode of transportation, itâs your whole identity. and there are only those two choices. everyone is either a fire truck or an ice cream truck.
thereâs a lot of diversity within those two options. there are big, i mean REALLY BIG fire trucks, like the size of semis, and then there are smaller, more maneuverable ones, just municipal level SUVs. and there are really nice deluxe ice cream trucks and there are more modest ones that are basically minivans with a menu painted on the side. but again - youâre either an ice cream truck or a fire truck.
except, y know, this doesnât work for everyone. there are people driving around in fire trucks who just know deep down they are supposed to be in an ice cream truck, and vice versa. there are people who get up every day and drive around in their ice cream trucks, getting sick to death of the ice cream truck song, wishing they could be tearing down a street to put out a fire or rescue a kitten stuck in a tree. and there are people in their fire trucks, gazing wistfully at the ice cream trucks, and the crowds of smiling people enjoying their ice cream.
so, itâs possible to switch vehicles. it takes a lot of time, and a lot of advanced mechanics, but it can be done. if youâre really persistent and patient, you can find a mechanic who will convert your fire truck into an ice cream truck, or vice versa. science, yâall. itâs amazing.
ok but then, there are some people like me. iâm in an ice cream truck, but iâm not that enthusiastic about doing ice cream truck stuff. at the same time, i know for sure iâm not supposed to be in a fire truck. nothing against fire trucks! some of my best friends are fire trucks. i just know thatâs not me. and as you might have figured out, there are people in fire trucks who donât want to be converted into an ice cream truck but theyâre not really comfortable with where they are, either.
people deal with this in a variety of ways. some people cobble together a little bit of what they like from the truck they were assigned with the other model. so you get ice cream trucks with REALLY GODDAMN LOUD sirens instead of cute little jingly songs. and you have fire trucks that spray soft serve instead of water. itâs pretty rad. people are so creative and inventive.
me personally, iâm sticking with the ice cream truck i was given, iâm just stripping some of the paint off. i really donât need the whole world knowing whatâs on my menu. iâm sick of the jingly little song but iâm not wild about sirens either. i donât know. sometimes i feel really boring and bland but then i remember that itâs taken me a really long time to figure all this out and you know what, i kind of like my weird blank slate truck. sure some people will always think iâm an ice cream truck but whatever. eventually theyâll learn.
hereâs to everyone out there whoâs figuring out what to do with the trucks they were assigned.