Yikes

Lord have mercy

[90s90s90s]

[themiseducationoflife-deactivat]

Ramsey: My dogs are loyal. They would never harm me.

Sansa:

[lwbg]

Educate yourself how? That obesity-related conditions kill thousands more per year than undereating disorders do because they are far more common? Lose weight, be great!

[huntertheguy]

Just gonna leave this here

[absorbtheorb-blog]

sjw in an argument

sjw: *realises they have nothing clever to say* sjw: *scurries around and struggles to find something* kill all men down with cis you’re just a white cracker bitch anti feminist lmao your blog sucks

[voldemo]

[thatfunnyblog]

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

[adapto]

Im going to bed

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[officialunitedstates]

girls aren’t very good at video games

[officialunitedstates]

they’re extremely good and im afraid

[theonion]

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[queenvideodame-blog]

[stonerclone]

[dekutree]

i want to look like this all the time

[sir-broccoli]

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