daddys girl

[hornyfrogboy-deactivated2023011]

[gothicprep]

Varsity level tweet

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[birlinterrupted]

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves

[huffylemon]

[unequal]

I’m majoring in suicide at the university of I’m gonna kill myself

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[abracazabka]

sorry professor I could not do this assignment. there are fictional characters in my head.

[tooquirkytolose]

[stuffonmyrabbit]

[driflloon]

anyone else just decaying

[sacred-portal]

[hungwy]

People are always like "in my past life I was [animal they like]"... Uhhh No? You were an undiscovered species of cave trout. And the second you read this you'll wake up from this dream and return to the deep and dark pools of the cave.

[comfyhaystack]

only packing the essentials 

[kosmogrl]

[catchymemes]

[explodingsilver]

I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

[medusaesque]