And Whatnot

Trans Girl in her 30s

[sleepyjump]

im the first girl to ever develop a crush and be too scared to say anything. it hasnt ever happened to any body else before so unfortunately theres basically nothing to do about it. if only literally anyone else had ever experienced this. but no. turns out its just me. and im actually really special for feeling this way. can i get some clapping and cheering from the audience for being so brave about this new thing? im thinking of calling it the sleepyjump situation on account of i accidentally discovered it

[sleepyjump]

i wonder if i could solve this problem with hypnosis. hey whys the ethics team outside

[sleepyjump]

convinced the ethics team hypnosis is nothing to worry about. anyway. i just realized theres a very easy way to fix this problem with my favorite tool that works in every single scenario

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[werewolf-girlfriend]

fire fuck with me or whatever that twink peak said

[maldemer]

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[oidial]

ball rolling.....

[coffinpet]

unfortunately my strongest convictions r that everyone should be naked more and we should have sex with our friends

[lexxnova]

Bro how could you kiss a girl after she sucked yo dick lol

With tongue

[skarchomp]

self-care is clapping at your own jokes. self-care is immediately following up your own observational statements with "good point!"

[skarchomp]

thst's true

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[milk5]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[charl0ttan]

she lets me hit because our suns shine on one another

[charl0ttan]

she lets me hit because i nurture her sunrise

[armoryangel]

making transfemmes happy is worth everything

[armoryangel]

sisterhood for transfemmes isn't just a sex thing

[estrogirlie]

call-out post for my 5 year old cousin:

i just caught her “playing pretend” with her hot wheels and simulating high speed car crashes. not only is this disrespectful to people who have died or been injured in a car crash, but it also likely indicates that she will go on to intentionally cause car crashes in the future. please everyone reach out to her friends, extended family, and possible future employers to let them know she’s an irredeemable monster and is contributing to real world harm!

[secretgarden]

[goblinblood]

[bungerc0re]

wanting to break girl's ribs is about as vanilla as it gets

[bungerc0re]

actually doing it is a bit more uncommon but the desire is normal

[zoesupreme]

if you zoom in on Poppy Liu's ass you can see her tattoo of Betty Boop getting fingered by another cartoon lady