I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword
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I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword
This gotta teach this casual to not underestimate my boi
Dog snaps
game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what
i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs
son I don’t know what the fuck your heart just did but you are clearly going to die
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.
Dog does not understand
I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.
I just had a fucking stroke
i can’t stop thinking about this shirt i found in goodwill a week or so ago. what does it mean. what’s the context. what did this poor dude have to go through
It means it’s 2002 and you’re the teenage child who spends a not-insignificant amount of time on the internet, so your entire family wants to know if you can “fix their computer”. Computer problems range from “somehow shoved a floppy disk into the CD drive” and “downloaded a dozen viruses in the form of custom cursors, Bonzi buddy, and dancing baby screen saves.”
I was playing pokemon go the other day with friends and I managed to hop into a kyogre raid last minute and it started to rain really, really heavily. we joke and say “kyogre’s drizzle made it rain!” and laugh about it and proceed to take it down pretty easily. so i’m trying to catch this bigass blue whale with a waterlogged phone screen, huddled under a tiny umbrella with the two friends that were watching me do this, and I manage to actually curveball and catch kyogre. the ball clicked with its little star animation and all at once - the rain just abruptly stopped
the heavy as hell, soaking us to the very bone drenching the socks in our shoes rain lasted the duration of the raid until the exact second that ball clicked
it was the most surreal moment of my life. i think i may have just completed pokemon sapphire irl.
Slightly uncomfortable dump
OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers
This made me want to jump off a building. There is nothing “slight” about how uncomfortable this makes me.
happy birthday you funky little hedgehog
i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich
goodnight sweet prince